Chanelle McCleary Latex Dress in Manchester

  This lady has a glorified body condom on. As sexy as it looks, it cannot be comfortable to wear. I know how uncomfortable I get when I am forced to wear latex. Half the time I can barely stay upright, if you know what I mean. And that is just on one part of me, I cannot imagine having it cover half my body. I would be sweating worse than a teen who is having his room searched for porn, but he knows all his parents are going to find is pot.

Pro tip to any young’uns reading this, have a decoy Playboy magazine hidden under your mattress. If you are lucky then your parent will think they have found your stash and won’t look any further. You might get grounded, but it will mitigate the damage.

I am having a hard time figuring out where Chanelle is going. She looks like she just rolled out of a tanning bed, her dress only looks suitable for a ride down Splash Mountain, and the man escorting her looks like he is on his way to fight along some Highlanders. I think I need to step my weekend game up because they are definitely having more fun than me. 

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