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Vaneza Palaez Golden Covered Nekkid Colombian Goddess Goodness
You know how your girl loves when you buy her shiny baubles and sparkly tokens of your affection? You promise to cover her in gold and she kind of believes you, because she wants to, until by the third anniversary you're already on to 'Red Robin dinner coupons' tucked into a pre-written Hallmark greeting cards. But, I guess if you're as hot as Colombian bikini model Vaneza Palaez, you get the actual covered in gold treatment, which is all this Sudamericana hottie is covered in her wicked sextastic sweetheart wears in her SoHo magazine pictorial.
Now, I'm not entirely sure that gold leaf paint is edible, but were I around Vaneza in such a get-up, you can trust that I would surely find out. Enjoy.