Suelyn Medeiros

SueLyn Medeiros Uses T&A to Put You in the Easter Spirit

If Easter egg hunts gave away the prize of five minutes of private shnoggle time with SueLyn Medeiros in a sexy bunny costume, I'd be shoving little grade schoolers left and right with my bony elbows to procure as many painted eggs as possible. I really am a fan of her ridiculously hot body. And, we must give her credit for the obvious, but seasonally sextastic bunny costume.

Easter is my seventh favorite holiday of the year. The ladies in their pretty dresses, the fatty pork products, and the Cadbury eggs. It's a trifecta of pure bliss. Throw in SueLyn Medeiros serving them all up and I might just need an Easter resuscitation. Enjoy.

SueLyn Medeiros T&A Vacation Photos Really Are the Best

(Big props to EgoReader 'Steven J.' for the head's up on these photos.)

I went to Paris a few years ago and I took two photos. One of the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus, and one of a gypsy boy in a train station running away with my wallet to show the police. I'm not much of a vacation photographer. In sharp, or make that soft and round contrast, oft-troubled curvaceous model SueLyn Medeiros is quite the visual documenter of her getaway time. And thank god for that.

Suelyn is down in her Brazilian home country on a sun and fun bikini vacation and she just had to share amazingly oiled down S-shaped photos of her chest and bottom cleave. It's quite the sun-laden hot-bodied curvy lady show. Some of you may not survive. But, for those who do, I'll show you the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus. Enjoy.

SueLyn Medeiros Strips Down To Her Bra and Panties to Battle Snowstorm Nemo

Everybody had their own preferred method of handling Nemo, this weekend's snow blizzard that socked in most of the Northeast U.S. with heavy frozen precipitation, but, personally, I don't think anybody had a better plan than SueLyn Medeiros.

The Brazilian curvaceous wonder did what any blessedly giving woman with a curvy-crazy body like hers would; she stripped down to her bra and panties and went out into the streets of New York to face Nemo head on, err, boobs on, err, asstastic on. Let's just say, I'd rather look at SueLyn's ridiculously hot body than another press conference from a mayor discussing snowplow operational patterns. I'd rather, a lot more. Enjoy.

SueLyn Medeiros Bikini Pictures Drop Some Serious Asstastic in the Bahamas

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Say what you will about Brazilian model and reality show honey SueLyn Medeiros, but what we have to say today is that she has one fine beach body, including a booty of extraordinary visual wonderment.

If there were an objective scale to measure the hotness of butt-sides, and, we can't believe science hasn't invented such a device yet, on a scale of 1 to 10, SueLyn would score an '11' just for her ability to wiggle and jiggle ogling males into utter catatonic submission.

You throw in some suntan lotion and this really isn't a fair fight at all. Enjoy.

Suelyn Medeiros Topless Sunbathing in St. Tropez for Ta-Ta-Tuesday Happiness

 

Oh, to be young and hot and topless and kind of bonkers. That is the life.

Our favorite nutty Brazilian boobtastic slash asstastic reality show starlet and model hottie Suelyn Medeiros took full advantage of libertine French laws, flashing her bare top for the benefit of the all over tan, not to mention us all-over oglers whose jaws dropped at the site of the oily, tanned, amazing-bodied hottie. When she's not drunk driving down Hollywood Blvd. or picking fights in the streets, this is one fine looking specimen of femdom, and we are damn glad to be able to share her flashing hot fun parts with you. Enjoy.

SueLyn Medeiros Flashes Thong Clad Badonkadonk in Barbados

Is it possible to love a woman for just her amazing dumper? SueLyn Medeiros is our test case for sure. 

It seems like every time we see Brazilian born model SueLyn Medeiros she's either been in an accident, the subject of some investigation, in the midst of lawsuits and sex tape releases, or filming her reality show pilots, with all of the former explaining the latter. But, once in a while, we do get to see that for which we truly do appreciate this kookie but altogether asstastic 'Latina Kim Kardashian' -- her epic trunk.

And there's good junk beneath that thong SueLyn was flashing down Barbados way on vacation with some new man, to new to yet even count as the latest boyfriend, but flashing all kinds of mind-blowing bottom views. Enjoy

SueLyn Medeiros Exhibits Pure Hot Sexy (South) American Curves in Latest Pictorial

She's only been in the U.S. a relatively short time, and SueLyn Medeiros already has an infamous booty, a track record of banging rappers, a celebrity style DUI arrest on Hollywood Blvd. in a damaged Delorean, a reality show in the works, and a leaked sex tape. She's really hitting all her marks.

And while there is so much questionable about this Brazilian model turned big time fame seeker, there is nothing in doubt about the body on this Sudamericana transplant, with curves that seem to go on forever, hence, her recognition and pictorial in American Curves magazine, celebrating all things female S-shaped. With a body like that, I suppose it's really just a matter of time before a girl gets herself into trouble. Enjoy.

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