Sexy lady Suelyn Medeiros was boobtastically cleavtastic at the book release party for her new masterpiece My Secrets Revealed. I assume it’s some sort of tell-all autobiography. What spoke volumes was her pink dress that was so low cut that it is split almost to her belly button. The result shows off her immense funbags. These things are magnificent. Nay, her boobies are legendary. They are the kind of chichis you tell your grandkids about. She appears to be mostly naked on the cover of the book. I hope there are more naked pictures inside. I might actually buy this bad boy if there are lots of pictures of her ta-tas.
I wonder what kind of sexy tales this book will tell? I imagine whatever stories are in there are much more exciting than anything I’ve ever done. My sexual escapades could be told in a slim flipbook.
The luscious Suelyn Medieros showed off that lovely Latin booty in a couple of ridiculously sexy workout outfits while working out in LA. They were matching tight pants and sports bras and left little to the imagination. First of all, she’s got a spectacular rack, like, truly extraordinary. They are like a couple of melons being held back by a rubber band. The result is some pretty spectacular cleavage. But it is her booty that truly makes one take notice. It is nice and curvy but firm, due in no small part to the fact that she seems to like to do squats. It’s important when you have a booty of that magnitude to keep it in shape. It’s a gift and a curse to be so blessed in the badonk arts.
We don’t see enough of Suelyn. Casting directors and photographers need to hire her more. Why wouldn’t they? I mean, I would cast her in one of my films. Now I just got to write a part for a girl to wear nothing but bikinis that keeps having to bend over to pick up stuff.
Don’t get me started again on my pregnant hot girl fetish. I only end up in arguments with some of you calling me all sorts of names I don’t even understand. Let’s just say, I have a thing for the blossoming gals. It’s such a miracle of nature. And with a woman like SueLyn Medeiros, it’s a miracle of the eye popping variety. IMHO.
SueLyn is about four months along now apparently but nothing could keep this curvaceous oft-troubled Brazilian model off the beach and out of her tiny bikini, even as her rather legendary curves become even more legendary. One of the most bodacious bodies on the planet now growing bigger. You may choose to turn away, as for me, I’m grabbing a beer and a stool and sticking around for a while. Enjoy.
If Easter egg hunts gave away the prize of five minutes of private shnoggle time with SueLyn Medeiros in a sexy bunny costume, I’d be shoving little grade schoolers left and right with my bony elbows to procure as many painted eggs as possible. I really am a fan of her ridiculously hot body. And, we must give her credit for the obvious, but seasonally sextastic bunny costume.
Easter is my seventh favorite holiday of the year. The ladies in their pretty dresses, the fatty pork products, and the Cadbury eggs. It’s a trifecta of pure bliss. Throw in SueLyn Medeiros serving them all up and I might just need an Easter resuscitation. Enjoy.
(Big props to EgoReader ‘Steven J.’ for the head’s up on these photos.)
I went to Paris a few years ago and I took two photos. One of the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus, and one of a gypsy boy in a train station running away with my wallet to show the police. I’m not much of a vacation photographer. In sharp, or make that soft and round contrast, oft-troubled curvaceous model SueLyn Medeiros is quite the visual documenter of her getaway time. And thank god for that.
Suelyn is down in her Brazilian home country on a sun and fun bikini vacation and she just had to share amazingly oiled down S-shaped photos of her chest and bottom cleave. It’s quite the sun-laden hot-bodied curvy lady show. Some of you may not survive. But, for those who do, I’ll show you the Eiffel Tower slightly out of focus. Enjoy.
Everybody had their own preferred method of handling Nemo, this weekend’s snow blizzard that socked in most of the Northeast U.S. with heavy frozen precipitation, but, personally, I don’t think anybody had a better plan than SueLyn Medeiros.
The Brazilian curvaceous wonder did what any blessedly giving woman with a curvy-crazy body like hers would; she stripped down to her bra and panties and went out into the streets of New York to face Nemo head on, err, boobs on, err, asstastic on. Let’s just say, I’d rather look at SueLyn’s ridiculously hot body than another press conference from a mayor discussing snowplow operational patterns. I’d rather, a lot more. Enjoy.