Sophie Reade

Humpday Huzzah! Sophie Reade Flashes Her Amazing Funbags For Your Eyes Only

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2012 @ 1:01 pm

Sophie Reade Hot Topless Photoshoot in Nuts Magazine November 16th 2012

Midweek. Humpday. What to do. What to do.

How about we create a Zen moment built around the beautiful big bold breasts of Britty glamour model Sophie Reade in her latest and greatest naughty pictorial from our friends at Nuts magazine across the pond.

Oh, sure, many of you may rake your miniature sand gardens or play your Enya, but I'd highly recommend that if you're seeking stress relief above the waistline, you gaze into the glorious globes of Sophie Reade and allow her majestical mammaries carry you away to a happier time, whence first come into this world, and the mere sight of a plump ripe chest puppy was all it took to make your world complete. Enjoy.

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Sophie Reade Topless Calendar Photoshoot Provides a Major Bump for the New Year (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 11:58 am

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Sophie Reade Topless Screencaps for Nuts 2013 Calendar Photoshoot

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We do get an extra bounce in our step when the bouncy girl annual topless calendars start coming to market for the new year. And if the monumental lady humps of Sophie Reade for her Nuts calendar are any forecast of the coming year's offerings, 2013 is shaping up to be truly big.

For her upcoming calendar, Sophie Reade chose to do a strip tease throwback to 1950's glamour modeling, and while we can't say for sure which decade was the primetime for bathing suit cheesecake modeling, we can say that any decade in which the mighty mammarial Sophie Reade drops her bikini top, that's a good decade. Enjoy.

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Sneak Peek at the Best of the 2013 Glamour Model Calendars

By Bill Swift | September 25, 2012 @ 10:29 am

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Oh, now they've gone and done it. Our friends across the drink at Nuts magazine have slipped in a preview pic from the 2013 wall calendar of a bevy of our favorite British babes and forced us to decide who we like the best. Oh, cursed, yet completely awesome fate.

How is one to choose between the likes of Rhian Sugden, India Reynolds, Sophie Reade, Sabine Jemeljanova and the whole cadre of naughty nipple-baring bodacious hot models? Well, we here have the luxury of not having to choose, they're all going on our wall. But who will be strutting their stuff next annum as they hang in your private space?

Britain’s Best Boobs Vs. Britain’s Biggest Boobs: A Humpday Huzzah Special Battle

By Bill Swift | September 19, 2012 @ 10:11 am

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We've been fortunate to see Britain's most famous funbags this week with the reveal of Kate Middleton topless on holiday, but, let's be honest, when we think English birds, we're thinking fun, full, and flouncy tops from some of the world's must spirited and bubbly gals. So, when our friends at Zoo magazine put out Melissa Debling as their 'Britain's Best Boobs' and our school chums from Nuts magazine put out their 'Britain's Biggest Boobs' issue, featuring the bodacious likes of Holly Peers and Sophie Reade, on this Humpday, we have to ask the very pertinent question: Is Britain's Best Better Than Britain's Biggest?

The fate of humanity, or, at least, humanities highest quality ta-ta's, lies in your hands.

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Sophie Reade Topless Pictures Present My Backup Boobtastic British Princess

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2012 @ 11:43 am

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Just to be realistic, there is a chance that I will not be able to make babies with Kate Middleton, something to do with Beefeaters, spears, and royal bounties, but I'm going to need to sire children with some fecund and robust British woman of notable hotness, or so is my destiny as explained to me by the homeless man who I share meatball sub-sandwiches with out behind the grocery store who explained it all to me one day.

So, I choose Sophie Reade as my Plan B, B as in Boobtastic, as a healthier woman to Rule Britannia I've never laid eyes upon. Surely, she could nurse an entire infant army if need be. In her latest and greatest Union Jack loving pictorial for Nuts magazine, Sophie Reade not only stakes her claim to regal levels of lust-inducement, she does things with the flag that I'm not sure is even legally allowable, at least, I'd like to have reason to put her in cuffs. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Sophie Reade Flashes Her Blonde Topless Locks For Your Ogling Pleasure

By Bill Swift | March 28, 2012 @ 10:47 am

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More Big Brother alum British style this week with the outrageously bodacious Sophie Reade serving up your midweek mamarial goodness, flashing all kinds of mouthfuls of milky wonderment in her 'When TV Goes Topless' pictorial in Nuts magazine.

We'd never go so far as to suggest that hot women with enormous tubes are any more valuable or worthwhile than those who are not, but, at times, like Wednesdays for instance, we are most certainly thinking it. Honesty is the best policy. Nekkidness for hotties like Sophie Reade is an even better policy. Enjoy.

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Sophie Reade, Miranda Kerr, and Charlize Theron Just Three of Nuts 101 Favorite Topless Stars

By Bill Swift | January 31, 2012 @ 10:05 am

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When our friends at Nuts magazine announced that they were going to name their Top 101 Topless Stars, my first thought was, call a sitter for my seventeen stray cats because daddy's going to need some heavy duty alone time.

And, indeed, while we can certainly quibble over the precise rankings and list given to all these topless hottie celebrities, why quarrel when you can simply relish in one epic compilation of bare boobtastic wonderment? The entire point of hot nekkid women is to stop all fighting, I mean, outside of the strip clubs where I routinely have my ass beat down by dudes with two first names.

C'mon, a chance to see Alyssa Milano topless again. This list is the bomb and an absolute must ogle. Enjoy.