Mark Anthony has got himself a new wife by the name of Shannon de Lima and she is seriously hot. Mark is known for marrying sexy ladies. It’s sort of his thing. Shannon was wearing a gold bikini to the beach in Miami that showed off why Mark was swept off his tiny feet. Firstly, this girl has got some serious boobage. They are so massive that they can’t fit in her top. The result is a bit of sideboob and that is always good. Secondly, she’s got a pretty tremendous booty. It may not be as spectacular as Mark’s ex Jennifer Lopez but it’s still pretty amazing. Add to this the fact that her bikini is so tight that there is some epic camel toe and you’ve got yourself a recipe for awesomeness.
All I know is that Mark Anthony is one lucky SOB. How does he keep nabbing these drop dead gorgeous women? Oh yeah, he’s a rich and famous singer.
Former Marc Anthony girlfriend and current Venezuelan hottie model, Shannon de Lima, continues to pick up the blue ribbons with her tanned body show down in South Florida, every day a new bikini…
… and every night, probably less, as she captures the eyes and hard drives of every eligible bachelor in the area (and probably some wealthy married dudes). With a body like Shannon’s, it simply has to be showing off in the sun. It’s a noble calling of public service that I personally rank somewhere between nurse and wet nurse. Mmmm. Enjoy.
The last time we saw Shannon de Lima, the sweet hot Venezuelan model, she was dating Marc Anthony. She’s since left him and moved on to some other guy who can only be better, or at least he has to weigh more and grow facial hair like a man, which would seem better.
But, far more importantly is just how ridiculously hot Shannon looks in a tiny bikini. The kind of tiny bikinis she likes to wear around Miami to remind people that she can pretty much get rich boyfriends any time she wants. Or she can have moderately poor bloggers any time she wants. Call me, Shannon. I speak some Spanish. Enjoy.
Look, far be it from us to say that 140-lb rich dudes with anorexia and bad mustaches can’t have hot chick girlfriends. Every guy deserves the woman he can afford (or beg, borrow, or steal) so there’s no reason why singer and boy-bodied pop star Marc Anthony can’t have a 20-year old sextastic model babe like Venezuelan Shannon De Lima to help him heal the wounds of his divorce from Jennifer Lopez. Not like Jennifer herself didn’t go grab some young piece of meat back up dancer to seriously rebound bang after the divorce. To me, for all the pain and price of divorce, this would be the upside, the frolicking sex with people much livelier than your spouse. I’m guessing the young twins the former couple tote around with their new pieces of meat even understand it in their little toddler brains.
Nevertheless, shade us a bit jealous of the waifish March Anthony, because this Shannon De Lima on the beach in Miami in her little bikin is one fine looking rebound. Enjoy.