Roxanne Pallett

Roxanne Pallett Hot Lady in Red Walking to Premiere of ‘Magic Mike’

We do so love our British soap opera hotties, too many to count on our fingers and toes, but we definitely use the caste system on the female cast members of these shows and brunette bombshell Roxanne Pallett from Emmerdale definitely resides in the upper echelon, conveniently located directly to the right of our rubber-matted throne.

Roxanne was decked out in a can't-miss red slit dress the other night to attend the London premiere of the male stripper movie Magic Mike (not seen, wouldn't admit it if I had) and traffic stopped for her along the way, not because of the bright red dress, but that stop sign hot body that just demands a park and whistle.

Oh, Jo Sugden, we do so lust. Enjoy.

Roxanne Pallett Showers Down Her Blistering Hot Bikini Body in Lanzarote

Forever my sweetheart since the glorious topless cinematic venture, Lake Placid 3, Roxanne Pallett, the Emmerdale soap star turned TV personality turned just one amazingly hot bodied Britty brunette brings the 'wow' factor with her even when she travels, in this case, all the way to the Canary Islands where she flashed her awesome bikini body beneath a shower with just the perfect amount of bends and tugs and twists to get the male population of the island doing their own bending and tugging and twisting. I'm starting to understand why women try on so many bikinis -- this one fit Roxanne like a lust-inducing glove. Wow. Enjoy.

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TGIF: Roxanne Pallett vs. Giada de Laurentiis Cleavage Battle (VIDEO)

Yep, okay, it seems like an odd match-up, but follow me here. Roxanne Pallett is the reining queen of British soap opera cleavage, sneakily peeked by so many men over the shoulders of their ladies. And, Giada De Laurentiis is the secret cleavage lust crush of so many people who write me secret anonymous emails in the middle of the night after watching cooking shows with their girlfriends and wives. Super secret ogled boobs where men usually fear to tread. So, enter cleavage battle, betwixt this clip of Roxanne Pallett flashing the boob tops in Emmerdale and Giada De Laurentiis jiggling about while pleasantly creating pizza on the TV Food network. It's the true win-win situation. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Alice Eve Nippletastic, Roxanne Pallett Borrows from Megan Fox, and Erin Heatherton A Hebrew School Hottie?

 

Thanks for Egotastic! superfan 'Johnny S.' for pointing us in the direction of this amazing wet and nipple-licious clip of Alice Eve from Sex and the City 2, which, admittedly, I missed, because, well, because it's Sex and the City 2, and my jewel sack kicked itself in the sack at the mere idea of attending this film.

Roxanne Pallett Hot Loaded Lingerie Outtakes

Absolutely nothing wrong with sexy British soapstars. We first met Roxanne Pallett in her amazing nude-tastic performance in Lake Placid 3, but this veteran U.K. drama queen with the sweet funbags is doing all kinds of sexy photoshoots these days, including her spread late last year for Loaded magazine, the outtakes of which have appeared and show the former Emmerdale actress in even more of her sextastic glory in little bits of lingerie and ridiculously hot poses. Enjoy.

Roxanne Pallett Gets Wet and Naked for Gator Chomping Glory

 

Most of our limey friends know the bosomy Roxanne Pallett well from her singing and soapy-star acting on Emmerdale in the U.K., but the rest of the world gets a nice introduction to her hot nude form in her brief, but memorable role as 'cheesy teasy chick who gets naked and has sex then gets eaten by gators' in Lake Placid 3, a direct-to-video sequel to a movie you've probably never seen in the first place. Still, what a way to open a film!

Hello, Roxanne Pallett, and welcome to our little website. Enjoy.

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