Rachel Mortenson may be the face of Guess, but she’s the body of Playboy once more in an encore performance for the Bunny brand with her entire outrageously hot body in display in this stunning pictorial. If she licks her finger one more time, I’m going to jump right through the monitor and try to Tron my lust for her. There’s something to be said for alluring blonde women with faptastic bodies. And that thing is, ‘Hey, gorgeous, have you ever tried a broke guy before?’
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Up and coming lingerie model Rachel Mortenson has taken the next step toward building a permanent home in the caverns of my libido by turning to the sprayed wet and oil rendition of various sextastic athletic gear poses. Oh, my. That killer tush on Rachel Mortenson combined with a racktastic that seems as if it was sculpted by the gods high atop Olympus, six points. I think you know what a sucker I am for hot girls in sports unis. That damn lucky boy bar on he bike. Oh, to be a metallic inanimate object within sweaty distance of Rachel’s alluring lady parts.
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Nice to meet you, Rachel Mortenson.
Talk about making an entrance, the curvy delicious and all-around spectacular bodied former Hooters calendar girl Rachel Mortenson puts on a stunning display of bikini sextastic for Frederick’s of Hollywood, who now sells bikinis I do believe. They’re selling me right now as we speak. Well, Rachel is helping out quite a bit. I’d certainly buy whatever she asked of me, if she just cooed. Cooing is a vastly underrated skill. Rachel, coo me. Please. Enjoy