Paula Patton

Paula Patton Seductive Sultry and Demanding Your Attention in Che Magazine

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2012 @ 9:34 am

Paula Patton Seductive Photoshoot in Che Magazine May 2012

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Paula Patton got tons of pub around her noteworthy sexy appearance in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol last Christmas, but for some unknown reason, maybe of her own doing since she keeps a very low profile, but this sextastic celebrity deserves more of your attention, starting with this sweet pictorial in Che magazine, where the sultry Paula looks wicked naughty hot, and that's just her eyes. Oh, that body of hers.

I ask, is it wrong to want to lick a woman's armpit? Okay, forget I asked. But... is it? Enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 8:50 am

Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties

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Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA

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AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP

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Paula Patton Puts Her Red Dress On, We Feel Blue In Our Happy Place

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2012 @ 8:37 am

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Paula Patton simply does not get enough love. The Mission Impossible hottie leads a pretty shy life, away from the cameras, which is really a shame for the cameras, and for us, because when she does come out of the woodwork for a public appearance or a photo shoot, she always leaves us feeling like we did when we were 12 and discovered our first nudie magazines, a little bit embarrassed, a little bit guilty, but a whole lot of that tingle we'd want to be feeling for the rest of our lives.

Paula Patton was at The Grove yesterday pimping something for somebody, I think it had to do with Pepsi and good health, which makes little sense, but who hasn't learned in life to shut up and smile when you're getting paid, for basically we're all just trained circus animals, only some are hotter than others, like Paula Patton, who I'd love to see perform in my personal trapeze show. She is more than ogle-worthy. Enjoy.

MISSION SIN-POSSIBLE: PAULA PATTON IS ONE UNDERRATED HOTTIE

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Katie Holmes Bra Peek and Other Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 20, 2011 @ 1:47 pm

Bra Peek

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Ghost Protocol

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Bosom Buddies

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale hang Read More »

- Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, might be worth fake proposing to. (HuffPo)

- Rooney Mara gets her nipples pierced. (FoxNews)

- Katie Holmes at the Mission Impossible 4 premiere. (TheSuperficial)

- Paula Patton looked good at the premiere too. (Celebuzz)

- Santa over-delivered this year. (TheChive)

- Eva Mendes waking up Christmas morning. (GossipCop)

- Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens go to market. (GossipCenter)

Paula Patton Sextastic Mission Possible in GQ

By Bill Swift | December 20, 2011 @ 11:35 am

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If you've never considered the previously underrated Paula Patton in one of your own personal top hottie lists, the time to reconsider is most definitely now. Not only did the sultry hottie steal the show in various flattering outfits in some kick-ass scenes in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, but Paula's promotional campaign around the film's release now sees her in numerous sexy magazine pictorials, not the least of which is the January edition of GQ magazine, where the slim, sleek, and passion inducing thespianic just hits an 11 on the 1 to 10 scale of hotness.

We expect this breakout role for Paula to lead to many more acting gigs in 2012, we can only hope it also leads to her breaking out of the clothing, albeit tiny, she's currently featuring in her photoshoots. Enjoy.

Paula Patton, the sexy star of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol strips down and dishes to the January issue of GQ on what it was like on set of the new movie: "I was doing physical stunts," says Patton excitedly, "feet in the mud, fingernails full of dirt, shooting and fighting for my life.”

Be sure to check out Paula's completely revealing interview in this month's GQ magazine.

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One Word Movie Reviews: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL

By Bill Swift | December 16, 2011 @ 3:02 pm

Sweet.

Paula Patton Makes Mumbai That Much Hotter at Mission Impossible Premiere

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2011 @ 11:16 am

Paula Patton Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Screening in Mumbai

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We do so dig Paula Patton, as if we needed more reason to be geeked about the release this week of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, which all of our early viewer friends are telling us looks like a real winner for the monster franchise.

Paula stole the red carpet show in the big city on the Subcontinent as Mission Impossible looks to make its worldwide bankable mark across every populated corner of this blue planet. Not that she had much competition, but even Tom Cruise was looking up to her (literally) with some inkling of chick-diggage. That some inherent level of sextastic right there. Enjoy.