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Weekend Links

Gwyneth Paltrow cleavy award show dress. (GossipCenter)

LeAnn Rimes in a see-through top. (HuffPo)

The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

Mila Kunis sexiest red carpet appearances. (Celebuzz)

Taylor Swift classes it up for the CMA’s. (LaineyGossip)

Sasha Grey has a lot of wisdom to share with these kids. (TMZ)

Melanie Iglesias gets in a bikini for the troops. (Popoholic)

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures

Celebrity bikini pictures are kinda what we do here at Egotastic!, so this post is really more of an automatic, involuntary response, since there isn’t actually anything sexy about seeing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bikini pictures. Unless you’re into anorexic drolls, that is (and/or Gremlins). I think there’s like three of you out there, so this one’s for you. Don’t say we never did anything for you. For the rest of you, there’s nothing to see here. Move along.

In case you care, these bikini pics of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were snapped in Australia.

2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

It’s been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night’s Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it’s more like 187 pictures or something), so you’ll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn’t aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

Check out all the pictures

Ashley Olsen Pops a Squat, and Other Myriad Positions

I really have no idea what Ashley Olsen is doing here. It’s either some new form of rich girl, experimental yoga, or she’s just nuts. It’s one or the other, and nothing else. It’s definitely not drugs. There is no way she’s high. That can’t be it.

You might think she getting a tan, on vacation in Mexico, but usually, wearing a shirt doesn’t really help with that. Also, I don’t think Ashley is wearing bikini bottoms, but rather her underwear.

All I do know is that we were only about an inch away from a full-on Ashley Olsen nipple slip, though it didn’t happen. Not that there would be too much to see, anyway.

Check out lots more pictures of Ashley Olsen doing weird things after the jump.