When I think of the dog days of summer, the intense heat, the uncomfortable chaffing, I also think of the sweet reliefs so readily available in life these days. Things such as witnessing some the hottest women in the world flashing bare skin on the big and little screen just to make you feel all better. Hot women truly are the best medicine to whatever ails you. I recommend two funbags and call me in the morning to all my patients. Our friends at Mr. Skin have their own recommendation for celebrity skintastic this weekend.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace topless making out in Brian de Palma’s Passion, Kristen Bell teasy and making of the sexy in The Lifeguard, and Bar Paly bare butt cheeks in Pain and Gain out on Blu-Ray. It’s some must-see sweet celebrity skin. Enjoy.
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Brian De Palma shot two actresses making out and then named it Passion and you can finally watch it in the comfort of your own home. That’s it.
What, you wanted an explanation? Fine. Jeeze.
So, Snake Eyes Brian De Palma took some cameras and a production crew and filmed a feature length movie in which the primary set-pieces are the necking and heavy-petting activities of two accomplished Hollywood actresses Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. We’ve read reports of dubious merit stating that the ‘film’ was based on one made by French people.
In defiance of good taste, it never really got released in American theaters. But, thankfully, in August it will be available for all of us to
fap to watch. And that’s cool. “But can’t we just watch all of those other women making out on the internet?” you may ask. Of course you can, but don’t forget, these women are famous and not typically doing such things on camera…and that makes it hotter. Make sense?
Either way, it can’t be worse than Mission to Mars, can it?
This is absolutely the week to be Charlize Theron. Or, make that, the week to ogle Charlize Theron. Not only is Snow White and The Huntstman out today, but Charlize is out around the world at premieres of Prometheus, which opens in the U.S. next week. It’s her week and she’s looking damn fine during her week.
At the Prometheus premiere in London, Charlize looked all kinds of red carpet leggy and sextastic, and along with film co-star Noomi Rapace, reminded us that we happen to hot women in our sci-fi interplanetary goblin stories. Enjoy.
Put me in the camp of those who really liked the first installment in the mega-budget reboot of the Sherlock Holmes series with Robert and Jude as Sherlock and Watson. I’m actually pretty geeked to see the second round next week.
And, to punctuate all the good feelings were the sextastic celebrities decked out last night for the film premiere, including the movie co-star, Rachel McAdams, ever super hot, Noomi Rapace who joins her in the film, director Guy Ritchie’s amazing looking model wife, Jacqui Ainsley, and Amber Heard, who just gets invited to these things I think because she’s ridiculously good looking and who doesn’t want that around their big glitzy event. Enjoy.