Egotastic
When the celebrities get behind a good cause, you can count on two things: stretch pants and cameras. Billionaire Barbie, her less good looking sister, Nicky Hilton, Fergie in tight-asstastic pants, along with model Molly Sims, and Glee-girl Dianna Agron, all joined forces to jog two miles to raise money for the folks in Japan all effed up from the earthquake and tsnumai catastrophe. While I spent most of my charitable exercise ogle time checking out Fergie's bottom, I must admit I applaud the Hilton sisters for taking the time out of their shopping day to raise money for a worthy cause. Albeit, it's unclear whether Billionaire Barbie is running for charity or just high-tailing it out of the area because she heard somebody saw a black dude. Run, Paris, run! Enjoy.
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Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup
As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.