Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.
Well, self-described actress and singer Melissa Molinaro done up and stole Reggie Bush with her Kim Kardashian styled looks, but when she tried to put her hands on Kardashian coin, oh, the fur did fly and the lawyers did mutter and now Kim Kardashian is suing the shizz out of everybody under the sun. You simply do not touch Kardashian money, that’s O.G. money, from the Calabasas mafia, and you shall be served. When Old Navy started using ads featuring Melissa and comparing her to Kim, enough was enough. Paperwork was filed to the tune of $20+ million in damages. Do not eff with a family whose daughters have gotten off more professional athletes than even their famous lawyer daddy. Enjoy.
(P.S. Can you find the Melissa Molinaro upskirt?)
I have a feeling you people are not Internet virgins. The cornucopia of concupiscence you produce each week, it’s stunning, so much so that we can barely tip the iceberg of sextastic indulgence offered up by our faithful readers. Nevertheless, choose we must, a sampling of Reader Finds this week including a pinktastic new set of Michelle Hunziker MILF and daughter bikini shots, Penelope Cruz two love bags from the vault, Hot Import Nights girl turned Playboy skintastic, Julri Waters, K. Kardashian lookalike and new Bush boot knocker, Melissa Molinaro,even more Selena Gomez animated hotness, and a big chested hello to Kari Byron. It’s a big handful of hotness all the way around.
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The entire murmuring class is murmuring over Melissa Molinaro, erstwhile model/actress/waitress who apparently Reggie Bush is now knocking booties with and looks, some say, surprisingly similar to Kim Kardashian. And, I say, good on you, Reggie Bush. Oh, sure, you may have singlehandedly destroyed the storied USC football program with your familial avarice, but, you’ve got a decent head on your shoulders. Women always accuse men of wanting empty-headed hot girlfriends (not that there’s anything wrong with that), when, in fact, what guys really want are low maintenance girlfriends, and Melissa Molinaro compared to Kim Kardashian and the entire Kardashian cash-money O.G. Calabasas corporation, not even close. Touchdown, Reggie Bush, imo. Enjoy.