Egotastic
Well, I'm not into victim status-hood, and there is the old adage about making your own bed and lying in it, but, the revelation this past week that not only did husband Arnold Scwharzenegger produce a baby d' amor with the chunky housekeeper, but, that he was knocking boots with the double-chinned domestic help for several years, well, wow, that can't feel good as the wife to find out.
And, yet, the upside. Maria Shriver is going to bank the bank on the upcoming divorce, and the suffering woman is still looking mighty nice for a matured MILF lady, seen here in her workout gear strutting her stuff once more in public, preparing for the next stage of her life, post-Arnold Craptastic. Am I checking out that 55-year old booty when she walks on by? I am. And when I find it stuffed with love and $100M in alimony, I'm going to never take my eyes off of it. Enjoy.
Maria Shriver and Katherine Schwarzenegger Showing Off by the Pool in Los Cabos
Sometimes the business of celebrity skin can be a troublesome one. So for those of you who have trouble seeing all body types as beautiful, people like my capoeira partner, Sherman Frantangelo, who still uses the word 'dame' in everyday conversation, well, look away young man because the Schwarzenegger women in swimsuits and bikinis are upon us.
First, let me say, finding our your husband or dad has been secretly banging the hard looking housekeeper behind everybody's back and now has a teen love child featuring Arnie's chin, well, heck, I'd have my ass planted in the Ice Cream & Frozen Novelties aisle at the grocery store until my fat ass passed the maximum load limit for the motorized shopping scooters. The point being, cut Maria Shriver and daughter Katherine Schwarzenegger a little break, as the two took their own break down in Los Cabos, the former in her swimsuit, and the latter in a bikini, catching some rays and trading fond stories of yore, only to realize that in most of their family stories now where dad was heading upstairs to change his clothes, he was actually planting his Austrian sausage in dear sweet Mildred. Enjoy.
MARIA, I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS IN A MINUTE