It’s that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They’re like saints, who love boobs.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta’s for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski’s Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta’s, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.
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What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should’ve been a head’s up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta’s.
Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC’s The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.
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The first heat wave of summer is upon us here in Tinsel Town, meaning that the fire hydrants are going to be tapped, the ice cream cart vendors will be out in full force, and somebody’s going to have a horrible pop radio hit that plays nonstop on all the stations. That actually might just be N.Y. from the 1970′s that I’m thinking of. As for me, I’m staying indoors where my pasty white skin can be sheltered from the deadly rays of the glowing orb bright in the sky. But, I won’t be alone. I’ll be armed with a road map for skin on screen from our good and celebrity barest loving friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes a look at Maggie Gyllenhaal, floppy but not topless in White House Down this weekend, but most definitely baring all all in the classic bondage movie, Secretary. Also, many sneak peeks at sci-fi much derided flick Lifeforce starring an entirely nekkid throughout Mathilda May and also a rather wonderfully unclad shower scene from Mia Wasikowska in the film Stoker from earlier this year. It’s quite a set of indoor activities, if you fear the sun or just love the skin. Enjoy.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is definitely one of those thespianics in Hollywood we applaud for showing her bare body on, and off, the silver screen. She’s not a shy gal, very European sensibilities you might say, which also led her to wearing a rather sheer dress at the Rome Film Festival screening of her new film, Hysteria, about the discovery of the link between the female orgasm (yeah, like that’s real) and a more tranquil woman. Needless to say, if you peer in closely you will get a bit hysterical yourself over the site of Maggie’s mammaries on pretty darn good display, almost like she wants you to take a solid gander. Don’t be a cad and oblige the lady now. Enjoy.
Rachel Bilson bra peek. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan takes a break from making out with family and friends. (Celebuzz)
Eva Amurri hot bachelorette party invites. (HuffPo)
LeAnn Rimes and other celebs who got boob jobs. (FoxNews)
Bar Refaeli smells good. (Celebuzz)
Maggie Gyllenhaal makes a movie about vibrators. (theFABlife)
Selita Ebanks puts some much needed sexiness in a children’s charity event. (GlobalGrind)
Olivia Wilde shows sideboob in the UK. (Celebuzz)
Danielle Staub backs out of her stripping deal. (HuffPo)
Uncle Jesse gives dating advice. (CollegeHumor)
Maggie Gyllenhaal orgasm documentary. (FoxNews)
Kate Moss looking medieval hot. (GossipCenter)
Some good ol’ fashioned downblouse pictures. (TheChive)
Hilary Duff cleans up quite nicely. (Popoholic)
I’m an admitted tweener when it comes to Maggie Gyllenhaal. On one hand, what’s not to love about a pretty actress who insists on taking every ‘abused naked woman’ role in modern cinema. Yet, when she gets into the big studio movies like The Dark Knight and flops about with her bouncy funbags, I sometimes wonder why she ever leaves the comfort of her troubled naked indie roles. Like this past weekend, I’m taking Rodney, the redheaded bastard child a Swiss court mistakenly claims I ‘fathered’ with a KLM flight attendant, to see Nanny McPhee Part Something Or Other and there’s Maggie Gyllenhaal being a quaint mom and completely hiding her gravity-laden guns. Confusing. And, up next for Maggie, the movie Hysteria where she plays a woman who fights the doctor-ordered use of vibrators on crazy-angry women back in the 19th century. I know, it sounds barbaric in modern context; it also sounds ridiculously smart. Mostly, Maggie Gyllenhaal just confuses me and I wish she’d go back to making more of her tortured naked girl arthouse films that I can ogle and not have to understand. Enjoy.
And, now the fun part. Maggie Gyllenhaal showing off her Gyllenhaals in a series of some of our favorite classic nude and abused Maggie G. movies ever:
First, all nudie and delightfully bottom-friendly in Secretary:
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