Egotastic
Oh, welcome back GOT. Welcome back. While at the end of last week we celebrated all the gurgling blood letting we love so much in the show, it truly is the second best part of the sword-play drama, with first being far away the hot topless thespianics of the show. So why not kick off Season Three of Game of Thrones with a topless Elisa Lasowski getting naughty.
Add to that Maggie Grace in her undies in Californication, Kristen Bell sideboob in House of Lies (albeit, almost positive this is a body double for the preggo Kristen), Jennifer Love Hewitt massive cleavetastic, Emma Greenwell once again flashing her sweet tatas on Shameless, and newcomer Tatiana Maslany getting it on Canadian style in the premiere of Orphan Black on BBC America, and you have the makings of a very most excellent Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.
Once Again, Liam Neeson Will Be ‘Taken’ Your Money to the Bank
These days, Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills. In fact, his skill set is so particular that people are willing to pay him close to $20 million for his services. What could be worth that amount of money? Acting in B-grade revenge porn, of course. Nice work if you can get it.
In case you haven't figured it out, Neeson is reprising his role as former CIA agent Bryan Mills for a third installment of the Taken franchise. But if you're worried about the story growing stale, don't be. The screenwriters, Robert Mark Kamen and Luc Besson, are promising to add a new twist. I assume this means Liam Neeson will 'twist' off some poor Albanian's scrotum. If that's the case, I'll just give you my $10 now, because I'm sold.
There's no word yet on a possible release date or where on-screen daughter Maggie Grace will fit in, so in the meantime, watch this clip of Taken with a Real Dad.