Lucy Mecklenburgh

Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini Body Hotness Paddles Across the Pond to Miami

You know I have a thing for the TOWIE girls in the U.K.  Not so much the times they’re uttering things aloud, but definitely big on the moments they get to show off their female fineries in the public eye, all the more so when they take their regular warm weather holidays.

Lucy Mecklenburgh made her way to Miami, perhaps the single toughest strip of beach to make it visually big in the world right now, and she left quite an impression. The paddle board as a prop to sextastic bikinis shows never hurt. It adds the element of athleticism and intrigue I suppose if your board gets swept up in the local current and you wind up beaching in Cuba. I’d send in a Marine force to go rescue Lucy if that were the case. She’s not even from our land but I still consider her sweet bikini body something of a national treasure. Enjoy.

Lucy Mecklenburgh and Linda Le Double Down the Lady Goodies for FHM

Lucy Mecklenburgh isn’t just a TOWIE reality star, she’s a TOWIE reality star in her barely on underwear on the pages of FHM Singapore this month. In one photo, she’s even riding her bike in her bra and panties, which only goes to prove that these photographers are robbing my dreams late at night for ideas for their shoots. The bike one has been a staple of mine for some time. Lucy doesn’t receive the attention she merits here across the pond, but I suspect after a few eyeball turns around her lingerie clad body ought do the trick.

Joining Lucy in the current FHM edition is Linda Le, a cosplay vampy kind of gal who prefers latex to cotton, and loves to work herself into one naughty costume after another.

This too also ripped directly from my libido. Hot Asian girl in rubber suits? I’m not sure they’ve yet invented a finer tandem that that particular composition. Enjoy.

Lucy Mecklenburgh is Red Hot at Easilocks Photocall in London

Lucy Mecklenburgh Lingerie and Bikini Shoot for ZOO Magazine October 2013

Lucy Mecklenburgh Launches Her Bikini Line, Because the World Needs More D-List Celebrity Bikini Lines

To be fair to The Only Way is Essex reality star Lucy Mecklenburgh, she does have quite the A-list body. But does the world really need another girl-of-the-moment bikini fashion line? Nay. We need but one bikini manufacturer in the entire world and they should produce teeny tiny skimpy bikinis for hot-bodied sextastic ladies. We need nothing else.

But, I suppose the upside is getting to see these girls model their own wares in their own wares. And Lucy Mecklenburgh is hot enough to cause you to bust a few seams. Enjoy.