Lucy Mecklenburgh

Lucy Mecklenburgh Boobtastic Beautiful Pimping Her Book in London

If you’re selling a book on how to have a rip roaring party time body, you kind of need to show off your own fine female form when the camera lights go on. Lucy Mecklenburgh of TOWIE fame did just that as she went out into the limelight to pimp her Be Body Beautiful book. Now I’m quite certain there’s a good chunk of that tome dedicated to feeling good about your appearance no matter how you look. Which is nice. But let’s be honest, if you’re buying that self-help book, you’re in the mindset to look as faptastically hot as Lucy Mecklenburgh. Therein lies the challenge.

Lucy looked like one million damn cleavetastic British sterling at her book signing event. I’m not exactly sure who shows up to such an event in the middle of the day, but I suppose looking as alluring and showy as she does, were I within fifty clicks, I probably would’ve driven my own self on the left side of the road over for a visit. Would you please sign my copy, Ms. Mecklenburgh. Here, I brought my own pen. Yes, that’s a pen, I assure you. Grab tight and write. Enjoy.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Flashes Diet Results on Her Body, I’d Say It Went Well

TOWIE curvaceous star Lucy Mecklenburgh lost a good deal of weight and to celebrate, naturally, she’s selling her workout secrets. I’m sure they’re groundbreaking as the science on this matter changes daily and the reality stars of television really are at the forefront of sciences.

Nevertheless, there’s no denying results. And showing them off is the best way to garner customers, as the sextastic Essex girl started flooding her social media with verifiable verifications of just how toned she’s become. Lucy says it was important while she lost weight that she also maintained her feminine curves. I can’t possibly tell you how important that was to me as well. So I was more than relieved to be leering at these rather jumping jack levels of arousing pictorial evidence. I might just buy her book and not read it while I watch ball and curl the 12-oz beasts. Enjoy.


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Lucy Mecklenburgh Bikini Body Hotness Paddles Across the Pond to Miami

You know I have a thing for the TOWIE girls in the U.K.  Not so much the times they’re uttering things aloud, but definitely big on the moments they get to show off their female fineries in the public eye, all the more so when they take their regular warm weather holidays.

Lucy Mecklenburgh made her way to Miami, perhaps the single toughest strip of beach to make it visually big in the world right now, and she left quite an impression. The paddle board as a prop to sextastic bikinis shows never hurt. It adds the element of athleticism and intrigue I suppose if your board gets swept up in the local current and you wind up beaching in Cuba. I’d send in a Marine force to go rescue Lucy if that were the case. She’s not even from our land but I still consider her sweet bikini body something of a national treasure. Enjoy.

Lucy Mecklenburgh and Linda Le Double Down the Lady Goodies for FHM

Lucy Mecklenburgh isn’t just a TOWIE reality star, she’s a TOWIE reality star in her barely on underwear on the pages of FHM Singapore this month. In one photo, she’s even riding her bike in her bra and panties, which only goes to prove that these photographers are robbing my dreams late at night for ideas for their shoots. The bike one has been a staple of mine for some time. Lucy doesn’t receive the attention she merits here across the pond, but I suspect after a few eyeball turns around her lingerie clad body ought do the trick.

Joining Lucy in the current FHM edition is Linda Le, a cosplay vampy kind of gal who prefers latex to cotton, and loves to work herself into one naughty costume after another.

This too also ripped directly from my libido. Hot Asian girl in rubber suits? I’m not sure they’ve yet invented a finer tandem that that particular composition. Enjoy.

Lucy Mecklenburgh is Red Hot at Easilocks Photocall in London

Lucy Mecklenburgh Lingerie and Bikini Shoot for ZOO Magazine October 2013

Lucy Mecklenburgh Launches Her Bikini Line, Because the World Needs More D-List Celebrity Bikini Lines

To be fair to The Only Way is Essex reality star Lucy Mecklenburgh, she does have quite the A-list body. But does the world really need another girl-of-the-moment bikini fashion line? Nay. We need but one bikini manufacturer in the entire world and they should produce teeny tiny skimpy bikinis for hot-bodied sextastic ladies. We need nothing else.

But, I suppose the upside is getting to see these girls model their own wares in their own wares. And Lucy Mecklenburgh is hot enough to cause you to bust a few seams. Enjoy.