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Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Salma Hayek Highlight Hotties at 2015 In-Style Golden Globes After Party

It seemed like everybody who was anybody outrageously hot stopped by the In-Style Golden Globes After-Party last night. It’s certainly the biggest of the bunch and most of the self-congratulating thespianic crowd plus a whole bunch of models and divas make their way to the party after the four hour ‘ain’t we awesome, peace out’ ceremony is over.

I’m talking Taylor Swift with her arm draped around Lorde like she was her date, Selena Gomez righteously hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, Sarah Hyland, Cara Delevingne, Hilary Duff, and a ton others looking all sparkly and shiny and cleavetastic. It’s eerily reminiscent of the parties I used to throw in high school, only with the addition of tons of ridiculously hot women. Okay, well, any women. Still, I had the best mixed tapes. I bet Lorde would’ve loved them. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift and Lorde Have a Leg-Off on the Beach

While not quite as many boys are discovering themselves to wall posters of Lorde as they did, say, Katy Perry or Carrie Underwood, the talented teen Kiwi is still a young lady of rather large real talent, and not incredibly shy about a little exhibition time at the beach with her new bestie, Taylor Swift. I’d mostly like to shoot myself now for using the word ‘bestie’ but not before I get another peek at Taylor’s own stems, which I do adore, even if I know she’s probably use them to choke me to death then write a song about how she can’t find any decent boys with strong necks to love her.

These two are quite a pair. Beach-faring leggy young ladies with about eight bazillion clams worth of popular music talent between them. I admire successful young women. Usually from behind a tree with binoculars. Enjoy.