Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna Doesn’t Regret Her Silicone Lips; Let’s Look at Her Nekkid

 

Wow, talk about your transitions. This native advertising era is going to be tough on yours truly. But, humor me. We take the fact that almost 50-year old veteran soap star Lisa Rinna is in the news this week for defending the silicone injections in her lips on The Today Show, and we turn it into looking at Lisa in her fully nekkid Playboy pictorial from just a few years ago when Lisa looked mighty put together for a woman in her mid-40's. Granted, some of that silicone moved from just her lips to other parts of her body, but, still, looking good. Landing strip and all.

Now, the pitch. You sign up for the PlayboyPlus $1 Sign-Up Special so I can finally get the money to buy my hairless cat, Mr. Pussy, the miniature sized cashmere sweater he's been asking for for years. It's like an all over merkin for the poor fella. And, really, one dollar for a test run of the Playboy centeral command and all its visual wonderments, you owe it to yourself before Easter to get this done. Enjoy.

Why Do Lisa Rinna and Helen Hunt Need to Be ‘Starred’ When Out Over the Weekend?

 

Shouldn't these two 48-year old moms know better than to go out to their fancy events over the weekend in black dresses that showed off their knockers right through their respective tops? Well, personally, we hope they never learn.

Lisa Rinna was out pimping some jewelry store opening in Vegas over the weekend, a truly righteous cause for the shopping class, and she donned a frock that pretty much left no material to the imagination, as her perky pair where entirely visible with every flash of the paparazzi bulbs. In great detail.

As for Helen Hunt, granted, she was at the Global Green event over the weekend in her little black dress, trying to save the planet by way of not wearing a bra, I suppose saving some non-replenishible material, and, in the process, given a starrable showing of her own funbags beneath her dress. Unexpected, but there's no reason going green can't also mean going commando. It's the true naturist calling. Enjoy.

P.S. This whole braless thing really caught on over the weekend, as veteran actress Meg Ryan decide to hit the streets of The Big Apple without any undergarment herself. We like this trend indeed.

Lisa Rinna Pushes Up Her Boobtastic and Pushes Her Book on Making the Sexy

I'm not sure what to make of Lisa Rinna any more. A couple weeks ago she was selling out to an incontinence underwear folks by claiming to be sexy while leaking her shorts, and this week she's pimping her book on good couples sex sponsored by K/Y lubricants. That's a lot of body part product slippery sloping, if you pardon the pun.

Nevertheless, at whatever her listed age is now, something close to Methuselah or thereabouts, the woman does keep herself in pretty tremendous shape, a shape enhanced at her book pimping event by some wondrous pushing up of her extensive rack, part God-made part handmade in 90201, and the entire package, well, yeah, I'd lubricate that. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Sweet Sweaty Camel Toe, It’s Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

We kind of admire Lisa Rinna. At 48, through a combination of hard work and doctor's handiwork, she's managed to keep herself in something close to the soap opera vixen form she has displayed now continuously for the past quarter-century. The thing is -- that sweaty thang between her legs.

Lisa Rinna left the gym yesterday from another brutal 'keep me looking young' workout in some stretch pants, that along with a healthy dose of crotchal area drippings, left a sweaty floptastic camel toe that could be spotted from the Space Station. And they were probably looking too. It was that hard to miss. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Twitpics Bikini Pic As Bodily Evidence That She’s Still Got It

Making her comeback to the boob tube soaps in a couple weeks, the now 48-year old Lisa Rinna wanted to make a statement about her body prep work for her return, Twitpicking out a shot of herself in her newly re-formed bikini body, and, well, if you ignore all the 90210-type assistance and the ever-blown up lips, it's hard to deny that the veteran actress has got something something going on. Still no chance in heck I ever watch a minute of Days of Our Lives (being that I'm now addicted to the nekkid-getting hotties of the Latin American soaps), but give credit where it's due, right between Lisa's bikini'd up boobs. Enjoy.

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

Here's 40-some-odd-year-old lip-injection-junkie Lisa Rinna in a bikini on Malibu beach. Yeah, I got nothin'.

Photo credit: Splash News

81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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