Egotastic
As I'm sure you're aware, though you better not tell, Dancing with the Stars season something or other premieres tonight. And while housewives and dudes watching on the down low might be excited beyond belief, we continue to be amazed by how little network television cares about men anymore. That being said, every craptastic television cloud has a silver lining. In this case, new dancing pro Lindsay Arnold, fresh on the DWTS scene. If these glimpses of her arriving for practice in her Daisy Dukes are any valid preview, yeah, we'd like to watch her dance.
Granted, that does not mean dressed up showy ballroom dancing with dudes in silky costumes. No, sir. But dancing like a half-dressed ballerina on an R-rated music box in our minds, then, yes, most definitely. Enjoy.
Lindsay Arnold Makes Dancing with the Stars’ Parking Lot Worth Watching
As you know, Dancing with the Stars remains on our down low list. As in, we'd never tell you what you can or can't watch on television, that's between you, your pussy whipper, and your maker. But we can advise you to keep it on the down low. However, good news, ogling the parking lot of the DWTS studios at rehearsal time is perfectly acceptable, especially when dancing pro Lindsay Arnold shows off a little bit of her hot dancer body.
Now, often times, dancers get a little hard and heavy in the musculature department for our tastes. I know some of you like yourselves a good barbarian woman challenge, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from anything that might resemble work, so we like a tamer breed of the opposite sex. Firm, but soft. Soft, but firm. Or, as a perfect visual example, Lindsay Arnold who we can't stop staring at this morning. Enjoy.
WE FIRST MET LINDSAY AT HER FIRST DWTS PRACTICE SESSION (LEGS!!)