There’s no better win-win situation than when the sextastic celebrities get all decked out, dressed up, and showing off some sweet hot body goodness for a solid cause like curing MS. I don’t mind the phone calls and the mailing campaigns, but if you really want to make people feel good about giving, me in particular, give me Carmen Electra, Alessandra Ambrosio, Laura Vandervoort and other sweet lady treats smiling and preening for some check writing time. Like I could turn down a hot woman with a benevolent cause.
Were I a wealthier man, I mean, when they finally do get around to raising that minimum wage and I can run amok with cash, I’d like to surrounded myself with supremely fine looking ladies and make large donations to all of these righteous charitable causes. For now, I’m mostly limited to spare change into the collection basket. Give what you can, ogle what you will. If I wasn’t scared of needles, I’d get that tattooed on my thorax. Enjoy.
More red carpet hotness, this time courtesy of Resident Evil: Retribution leading lady and all around kick-ass bad ass Milla Jovovich, who though less obvious in her public displays of hotness, still manages to float our happy boats. Something cool sexy about this action-adventure gun-toting actress that has worked its way deep into our libidos.
As for Laura Vandervoort, well, Cannuckian hottie, we love her wherever and whenever she appears, including at last night’s Resident Evil premiere. She could walk our red carpet any way. Or crawl it, while we spanked her… nevermind, it’s kind of personal. Let’s just say we super dig the chick from the Great White North. Enjoy.
Not sure how we missed this last week, but one of the most underrated hot blondes in Tinsel Town, Laura Vandervoort, of Smallville faptastic fame, almost flashed her bare goodies during the red carpet walk for the L.A. premiere of Ted, in which she plays a super hot blonde, big stretch.
Now, an almost wardrobe malfunction is a bit of ‘kissing your cousin’ twinge, but if you’ve got a cousin that looks like Laura Vandervoort, it’s probably more than a slight twinge your feeling, and barring an arrest warrant, you at least have to take a shot after a couple drinks at a family party.
We’re taking this as a sign that someday soon we will see all of Laura and then we are likely to have a wardrobe malfunction of our own. Enjoy.
Baby let me be, around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair,
And cuddle me real tight
Just wanna be, your teddy bear
We got a chance to see Ted the other night, and I can say is… I can’t say yet. Some kind of duct tape embargo until next week.
But what I can say is that Mila Kunis was smoking hot in the film, natch. And brought her amazing looks to the red carpet premiere of the film last night in Los Angeles at the Chinese Theater, where Mila, along with Ted actress Laura Vandervoort who always looks ridiculously hot, ever since Smallville, and Jessica Barth, another underrated hottie, well, it was enough to firm up the stuffing in my personal teddy bear. Enjoy.
By now you know we beyond dig the shizz out of the Me in My Place photo-series which we will be focusing on this summer, both the brand new eye popping shoots and the most memorable classic celeb boudoir shots of the past couple of years. Because we happen to love sextastic celebrities in their underthings in their bedrooms, so shoot us.
Today happens to be the brand new eye popping variety of shoots courtesy of Supergirl herself, Laura Vandervoort, who gets all kinds of informally wicked hot in her brand new Me in My Place photoshoot for Esquire magazine, just out today. Oh, when the young ladies start to bend and stretch and pose in their little cotton undies how I feel a delightful seizure coming on. It’s really quite the thing.
Remember, you can still get the discount on the Me In My Place web app by entering egotastic as a coupon code at checkout. It’s really a gift you should give yourself, call it an early Father’s Day present, or late Easter, whatever gets you to the goodness.
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Vanity isn’t just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it’s now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say ‘Damn, I’m fine, the world needs to see some of this.’ Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects — themselves — which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.
This week’s sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.
In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic’ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they’ll will find it themselves if it’s not coming to them; there’s nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.
This week’s roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.