Laura Cremaschi

Laura Cremaschi Golden Thong Booty So Hot She Has to Feel Herself Up

Well, that didn’t last long. I guess Laura Cremaschi noted the competition in the morning from Miami Beach and strapped on the golden charms of her golden thong and hit the beach to show off her award winning thumper. Wow. Her asstastic was so glorious, she had to put her hands on her own booty and experience the divine pleasure. Consider me beyond jealous.

This bikini body contest in Miami is getting out of control. Were I the official referee, I’d step in and get a little hands-on myself separating the girls and sending them back to their corners with a warning, perhaps a spanking as well to make sure they learned their lesson. This is getting intense. I love intense. Throw in a dozen or more wicked hot international models with super fine female forms, and I may or may not survive the winter. Enjoy.

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Laura Cremaschi White Thong Bikini Booty Storm in Miami, Hold Onto Something Solid

I need to get some alert system set up for when Laura Cremaschi is going down to the beach in one of her perfectly body complementing bikinis. Nothing major like an air raid siren, just something closer to that Emergency Broadcast that breaks into the radio signals to let you know there’s danger of flooding ninety miles away from you and you’re left wondering what you’re supposed to do. Warning warning, crazy hot Italian booty approaching the beach in white bikini. That’s all I’d need to get on my extra loose board shorts and pretend I’m not in danger of a suntan after thirty seconds in the unprotected sunlight.

Laura Cremaschki is definitely game for a battle this winter for the finest Bikini Body on the beach in Miami. You could tell her about the stiff competition, she could shake her thumper in your direction and remind you about your stiff voting mechanism. She’s not scared. She’s prepared. And with her magic thong clad asstastic, she’s taking the fight to her challengers. This is all so wonderful I want to shed a tear.

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Laura Cremaschi Wears A White Thong To The Beach In Miami

Italian hottie and professional hot person Laura Cremaschi was spending her last days of 2014 at the beach in Miami in a tiny white thong bikini. What better way to ring in the new year than with a bikini you can practically see through? Laura has got some pretty righteous boobage that, lucky for us, she likes to show off in small bikinis. There is some pretty intense sideboob and cleavage action in these pics, y’all. But what really gets my pressure up is how incredible her booty looks in this thong bottom. Her thumper is a work of art. I would personally like to kiss her mom and buy her dad a drink for having created such a thing of beauty. All I know is that I look forward to seeing a lot more of Laura and her booty in the coming year.

That’s what the new year is all about, visualizing all of the positive things you want to happen in the new year. Seeing more of Laura Cremaschi’s booty is one of my new year’s resolutions.

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Laura Cremaschi Bikini Pictures Will Slather Your Wiener With Happy Thoughts

You know Laura Cremaschi is ready for the Miami Beach competition. That booty on Laura is if sculpted by the legions of Egotastic! fans in the heavens above. You start throwing in the Italian model hottie eating a hot dog like the naughty girls do at ball games and suddenly you have a working masterpiece on your hands.

Granted, Laura is hamming a bit for the cameras in this beach area photoshoot. I’m not sure who commissioned a shoot of Laura nibbling down a wiener, but I’d sure like to meet him and review his entire collection while I provide running commentary. There are just so many ways to add naughty intrigue to a ridiculously hot bodied bikini girl. Hot dog swallowing definitely makes my list of All-American dreamscapes. Enjoy.

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Laura Cremaschi Sweats Hard for Booty Harder

As I mentioned in Hot Bikini Geography 101, all the fine ladies are either making their way to Miami or already there and doubling down on their booty workout sessions to keep up with the influx of competition. Laura Cremaschi is no slouch or rookie to these seasonal hot body adjustments. She’s in the outdoor gyms perfecting her asstastic in a pair of shorts so short, well, you can see her perfecting her asstastic. No need to wait until you get home and see how you look in the mirror. Tone as you go.

If the libido could sweat with anticipation consider my grey matter getting clammy at the breakout winter season in South Florida soon to be upon us. It’s like every day is the Super Bowl for the gentleman oglers December through March during the high season of high thongs and tiny tops. Santa, you know damn well what I want for Christmas. Let’s not fuss about with letters mailed to the Pole. Give me the bikini girls! Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Bikini Pictures Pink With Booty Perfection

Laura Cremaschi has been putting her name, and bikini body and one tight killer booty, out there for a run at queen of the beach in Miami these days, flaunting her fine female form almost daily on the warm strip of sand. I’m not sure if other international models now have to kiss her ring or snap her thong to gain permission to the beach, but I sure would like to see both of those going on.

The model and showgirl from The Boot has made a noteworthy impression on all lovers of the tight round buns. While she could probably use a sandwich or two, Laura falls into my skinny sweet category of girls who I’m going to tell they look absolutely perfect until post-coital periods of reflection when I find I can be more honest. And that booty. Man, oh, man. Enjoy.

Laura Cremaschi Steps Out In A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi hung out in a sexy swimsuit on Miami Beach. The swimsuit is fruit flavored, or at any rate it’s got fruit on them. But the most important of which is the pair of melons that she’s got in the front. There is some spectacular cleave in these pictures. Laura has an extraordinary pair of gazungas. Yes, I used the word gazungas which is usually reserved only for old pervy uncles. That’s how amazing her boobs are. Laura also has some great long legs. The kind of legs that go on for miles, as no one since 1945 has said. All day I’ve been posting stories about sexy ladies on the beach in Miami. You never see international supermodels on the beaches around New York City where I live. Sure, the beaches here are sometimes dirty and swimming isn’t advisable, but still. The beach part is fine and there only rarely is any industrial waste.

What I’m saying is that it is time that New York City clean up their beaches so the hot women will come here instead of going to Florida all the time.