Oh, I don’t know why I get so excited seeing a wicked hot model on the beach adjusting her perfect funbags in her bikini top. I just do. I used to ask my almost licensed psychiatrist, the esteemed almost Dr. LeMichael Refuttier, what my long list of fetishes, obsessions, and personal kinks meant. He told me it meant I was a pervert and then asked me for a $100 iTunes gift card so the IRS wouldn’t find him. He meant well.
Lara Bingle truly is one fetching young Aussie lass. Seeing her on the beach in Hawaii touching and moving around her delicious chesty delights, well, it’s just inspiring. I wish I were the bikini seller so when she brings it back after vacation and tells me it didn’t fit right, I’d insist that she show me. Then, after two hours of staring, I’d agree with her and offer her a refund. In kisses. Enjoy.
How much do I love it when sextastic Aussie model Lara Bingle gets caught sunbathing topless? Oh, this much. You can’t see, but it was pretty damn wide there with the hands. Such is the breadth of my lust for this swimming suntanning sweet hot bikini clad lady who absolutely hates the tan lines. I must say, I’m an old school fan of the tan lines, though I do thoroughly support the means by which they are prevented. Such as Lara flashing her sweet funbags bare and right there for the viewing on the beach in Hawaii. She’s hanging with her new boyfriend Sam Worthington who I imagine gets to do more than just look at those spectacular peaches and all-around alluring bikini body. Lucky bastard. I wish you’d lost in Avatar.
Lara, you really are an international treasure. May you never lose your passion for topless outdoor fun time. The world needs more models like yourself. Preferably, living across from me and forgetting to draw their blinds. Enjoy.
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Oh, how do I lust Lara Bingle, Australian model hottie and the subject of so many scandals involving her ridiculously sweet nekkid body. And, might I add, Lara looks rather exceptional in a bikini.
Spotted on the rocky shores of Capri, Italy, my second most common vacation spot after Northridge, Lara showed off the sweet curves and fuller body that makes her the object d’ lust of so many gentleman oglers worldwide. Her hips, that full bosom, those cheeks, it’s all working for me in a sort of staycation in my office. Someday, Lara, I shall be astride you in nothing but my bright yellow banana hammock and a Menthol cigarette ready for the beaches of Europe. We shall be very happy together for up to 72 hours. Hemingway will rise from the grave to write a book about it. Life is for the dreamers. Enjoy.
I do love me some Lara Bingle. Well, really any hot Aussie will do. In a bikini is always nice, but when they start changing their bikinis around for photoshoot and get caught topless, well, that’s somewhere between twice and a million times better.
Somehow, Lara Bingle always seems caught up in some legal wrangling over ill-gotten topless photos of herself. I don’t quite understand the anxiety as she is not only a super good looking lass, but her fine female form is rather quite delightful, including her precious chest puppies. I mean, just look at those proud pert pair. If I had boobs like that, I’d go to church topless. Just saying, nothing I’d ever go to court to try and cover up. But, then, we shall see if any barristers call over these pictures.
Lara Bingle topless, this is quite a blessed day. Enjoy.
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We’ve missed the hot body of Aussie model and TV hostess Lara Bingle, thankfully, that body is back in full force in some sweet swimsuit photos in the November edition of Cleo magazine from the great Down Under.
Examine Lara’s body closely and you will see that it really only belongs in swimsuit (or less) for public exhibition. Tan and lean and long and lovely, just begging to know, where the bloody hell are you? Enjoy.
There’s been a lot of hubbub surrounding Aussie hottie celeb model Lara Bingle of late.
Earlier in the Spring, word came out that another round of nekkid photos of Lara were being shopped around by her former or current business partner dude (which is apparently a custom different than how we conduct business here in the U.S. because my business partner Dick Dickenburg has never tried to sell nekkid photos of me, as far as I know). Anyhow Lara and her crew attempted to sue the shizz out of anyone and everyone who even talked about the nekkid photos, including TV shows and magazines, and, point of fact, we saw the photos and they were definitely the Lara Bingle in the buff and we definitely drooled. Sadly, they were loaner pics that I’m sure will eventually come out, once Lara’s legal team takes a napper.
But, the larger point is, Lara Bingle is one damn fine looking woman, as evidenced in not-quite-nekkid, but ridiculously sextastic photos of her in this months GQ magazine in Australia. In the pictorial, Lara takes you almost entirely down under into her boudoir to catch glimpses of her skin and naturally sexy persona, in black and white and color, for you young kids and your newfangled technologies. It’s all rather steamy and perfect. Enjoy.