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D-Wade's hottie girl, Gabrielle Union, flashes her bikini chops (Celebuzz)

Britney Spears squats down to bear fruit. (WWTDD)

HURL WARNING: Kris Jenner wants all three Kardashian sisters inseminated ASAP. (TheSuperficial)

Coco flashes skin in a bikini two sizes too small, or is she two sizes too big? (SocialiteLife)

Jessica Alba takes her new milky puppies out for their first walk. (Popoholic)

Elisha Cuthbert is back with big rack attack. (DrunkenStepfather)

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Uber-Cuteness Summer Bikini Party Candids

While we never received our invitations to the party (lost in the mail, no doubt), the future Kardashian hotties, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner held a bikini party for the 4th of July and, well, we were happy just to get the party photos. As you know, the younger Jenners will eventually be upgrading the entire Kardashian family line with model-like qualities of height, versatility, and a perfectly pat answer to the question of how to obtain world peace. But, for now, just a bunch of fun loving teen girls hanging out in bikinis and roasting some weenies over the summer holiday. Enjoy.

Click HERE for the complete set of Kendall and Kylie 4th of July bikini pictures.

Kylie Jenner Hangs Out on the Beach in Her BikiniOh, by the way, as long as we're going sweetest taboo here today, we've ordered up some brand new Kylie Jenner bikini pictures fresh from the beaches of Malibu. Check 'em out, explorers. (And don't forget to Join Us on our Egotastic! Facebook page for all the slightly inappropriate Kardashian family talk.)

Kris Jenner Trains Kim Kardashian in Human Type Pimping Movements

Something went wrong in the wiring, or perhaps it was the electronic stuffing that got knocked out of her by her latest professional athlete boyfriend, but Kim Kardashian returned to Los Angeles this week with circuit boards battered and an inability to perform human simulated movements. Kris Jenner left her Calabasas basement laboratory where she was once again trying to sandblast her Khloe model into less gargantuan proportions in order to re-train Kim, her leading commercial androidal asset, into more organic muscle movements in order to pass in the general population. Let's face it, the teenaged girls of this world shelling out their parents dough for Kardashian pants, shoes, shirts, purses, bathing suits, nail polish, makeup, credit cards, cell phones, diet supplements, exercise equipment, books, tapes, videos, CDs, and DVDs want to feel like they're buying from a real woman, especially a real woman with big boobtastic and a trunkside that could drive many a junk lover into a passion frenzy. What an odd world we live in. Enjoy.

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