Okay, so they won’t be exactly nekkid, but if you’re going to the movies this weekend, you will most definitely still have an assortment of celebrity sextastic to see onscreen, including Selena Gomez in Aftershock, Isla Fisher in Gatsby, and Kerry Washington in Yet Another Tyler Perry Movie.
It’s all good. And air-conditioned. Look for me in the back row. But two seat separation please. In the least. Enjoy.
Granted, all politics is boring. My opinion. And anybody who’s ever been a part of the Washington D.C. circle knows that those people are perhaps the only people on this planet more full of themselves and their insular lives than Tinsel Town vapid folk. But when you merge the two together for an evening, you are certain to get at least everybody looking their finest.
And how else are you going to get the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Sofia Vergara, Katy Perry, Morena Baccarin, and Irina Shayk all together to talk politics? You can’t. At least not in a forum where they’ll sit mostly quietly and just look hot. So, kudos to the Washington press corps for this accomplishment. And for letting us peek in. Enjoy.
Wow, talk about a triple feature. Today’s Mr. Skin Minute features the finely bared bosoms of quite a few of our hottie celebrity favorites. Maybe it’s due to our clean living or our dedication to serving others, or maybe just the aligning of the skinematic stars, but today’s MSM looks, feels, and tastes (you gotta try) like the best yet.
This week’s video includes Olga Kurlyenko and Rachel McAdams topless in the upcoming To the Wonder, Thandie Newton and other various newcomer hotties topless in rather epic sex scenes in the new DirecTV show, Rogue, and a solid view of Kerry Washington nekkid all over in Django Unchained. It’s a doozy. Enjoy.
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Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)
Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)
Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)
British chick with two, count ‘em, two lady nests. (TMZ)
Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)
Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)
Olivia Wilde, Zoe Saldana and Eva Longoria… hell yes.(GossipCenter)
Happy birthday to Katy Perry. (HuffPo)
LeAnn Rimes defends her bikini body. (FoxNews)
Keira Knightley in a sweet, little number. (theFABlife)
Hot chicks in the middle of nowhere. (TheChive)
Megan Fox checks out Puss. (LaineyGossip)
Kerry Washington looking hot. (GlobalGrind)
Just like last year, super model sportsy hottie Brooklyn Decker took the title of sexiest red carpet babe at last night’s ESPY Awards in Los Angeles. She’ll probably win that particular title until she actually drops out of the competition. I love the ESPYs for the mere fact that there’s absolutely no reason to have these awards other than to bring together a bunch of big named professional athletes with a bunch of big named super sexy celebrities, and, therein, is plenty reason enough.
In addition to Brooklyn Decker, ESPY sextastic standouts included lesbionic awesome Amber Heard, sportscaster hottie Erin Andrews, boobtastic Kendra Wilkinson, TV hostess Jill Wagner, hot TV actress Jaime Pressly, Bethany Hamilton, the world’s sexiest one-armed surfer, Indy driver Danica Patrick, model Damaris Lewis, sexy-thesp Kerry Washington, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, and our recently featured amazingly hot Rachel Nichols.
Quite a shot. Enjoy.
The 42nd annual NAACP Image awards brought out some celebrity hotties to the red carpet this weekend, and, while some people would say that racially or ethnically inspired award shows ought go the way of the dodo bird, I say, any reason to line up a series of sextastic actresses in cleavage-revealing dresses and parade them in front of cameras — well, call me old-fashioned, but this is a tradition requiring continuity. In addition to noteworthy hot bodies Halle Berry and Sofia Vegara, a couple other ogle worthy decked out celebs included Kerry Washington and Victoria Justice, who should be a mandatory invitee to any and all award shows these days. Enjoy.
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