Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures For Some Candidly Wet MILF Displays

Don't count Julia out.

Though I've refused to take any of my questionably illegitimate children to Mirror Mirror, that doesn't mean I'm not a forever Julia Roberts fan. I know she's not for everyone's taste, but, personally, I've wanted to taste her for years now. And, these bikini candids of the 44-year old Roberts from her Hawaii vacation will do little to mitigate this passion.

I think Julia looks great and I will kick your Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot's ass should you choose to disagree. Enjoy.

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures Are, Well, Very Rare These Days

You know, well, um, er, maybe  Julia Roberts hasn't exactly kept up with those seriously vying for the MILF of the Year title, but, she is Julia Roberts, the original Pretty Woman, sexy, superstar, and all that comes with it. These Julia Roberts bikini pictures from the 50th State show a mama not afraid to show off the skin, even if there be a bit more of it now at age 43.

Still, I applaud all flesh flashes from A-list celebrities, and the men and women who hide in the coconut trees to capture it all from afar. Enjoy.

Julia Roberts Brings Back a Dash of the Classic Sextastic for W

Julia Roberts is making a small comeback performance in the Tom Hanks movie, Larry Crowne, opening this weekend and it reminds us that we've really missed Julia Roberts, one of the Original Gingers (O.G.). Thank god we've had sexy young thang niece Emma Roberts to ogle in Julia's extended absence. This little bit of classic Julia in the current edition of W magazine is a bit artsy, and a bit black and white, and a bit quite conservative, but it does bring back so many fond memories of one very hot veteran actress. Enjoy.

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures

Julia Roberts bikini pictures are kind of like cold pizza. They're not as fresh, or as hot as you'd like them to be, but it's still pretty good, and often, better than you expected. And it's usually the only thing around.

For those who care, Julia is apparently filming a new movie or something with Javier Bardem. I don't know where, and I don't know what it's called. Nor do I care.

Photo credit: Splash News

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures? Why Not?

I've never found Julia Roberts to be particularly attractive, and after you see these Julia Roberts bikini pictures, neither will you. All I can say is, she is a Pretty Woman no more. But maybe playing in the pool will do her some good, because she could definitely use a tan. Not that I'm one to talk. I've been sitting at my computer all summer. You could call it a greener shade of pale.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

No, That’s Not Julia Roberts’ Nipple

See that weird thing on Julia Roberts' breasts? Well, it's not her nipple. It's actually a really gross mole. According to StarPulse, the mole made an appearance at a recent event, and now has cancer experts attempting to warn the actress. Of course, as tabloid diagnosis usually goes, doctors are mixed on their analysis of the mole.

After seeing photos of the actress' mole Dr. Christine Horner, a cancer expert and plastic surgeon in Taos, New Mexico, where Roberts has a home, tells tabloid the Globe, "I would definitely remove the mole. It is raised, pigmented and greater than a centimeter, which statistically increases the risk of it converting to malignancy."

But Beverly Hills dermatologist Dr. David Stoll insists the blemish looks as if Roberts has already had a growth removed. He adds, "It looks like a scar from the removal of a growth."

I'm no doctor, much to the dismay of my parents, but I know one thing for sure, whatever that is, it's gross. Cancerous or not, that's a perfectly good reason to get that shit taken care of.

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