I suppose it’s fair to say my Danish Delights number in the more than one, especially with the quick rise to faptastic body fame of Josephine Skriver among the angelic ranks of V.S. lingerie models. This smoking hot model has that special it quality that takes her sweet body to a whole other level when wardrobed in thongs and tiny bits of lace. I’m not sure who told her to squeeze her cheeks tightly for the photos, but I like to think it was my power of persuasion echoing across the miles.
At some point Victoria’s Secret decided a dozen sextastic international models was not enough and now basically gets calls from pay phones around the world when anybody spots an incredible looking woman in their village. V.S. swoops in and signs them up. It’s impossible to corner the market on amazingly hot women, but let’s just say they’ve built themselves quite a fine army. I wish they would take me captive and torture me with their pillows for information. I’d crack, oh, how I’d crack. Enjoy.
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At some point the good folks at Victoria’s Secret decided that Danske hottie Josephine Skriver would be the new face, err, body of see-through lingerie. I’d almost say I don’t quite understand the point of see-through underwear, but the more I see Josephine Skriver modeling, the more I see the worth. Mmm, those yummy worths.
Josephine Skriver always looks like she just got out of the shower or a sauna or perhaps escaped from a villain’s sweaty clutches. That villain would be me if I were more ambitious. That moist body of hers combined with the thinnest of fabrics top and bottom really makes for a show that just a few years ago probably would’ve got us all arrested. Now, we are free. Thank you fake net neutrality. And bless you, Josephine Skriver. You’re really doing all the heavy lifting. Enjoy.
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Young Danish models, how you move my very soul. I think that’s my soul that’s moving, might be a muscle twitch I need to look into. You can bet your heart rate will treble as you feast peeps upon the oiled down and sextastic up Josephine Skriver all shiny and modeling little bits of silk and lace for Victoria’s Secret. I’d never thought shiny slick skin went so well with bedroom attire, but seeing Josephine glisten in her panties, I realize now how wrong I’ve been.
At this point about half of the super hottie world seems to be working for Victoria’s Secret. They seek out the uber alluring young talent with an aggressive posture. They’re the Microsoft of international lingerie models. It may be good for the industry, it may be bad, but you can bet whatever it is you’re looking for, they’ve got some of that. Slick Danish young hottie in a nightie? Oh, yeah, aisle four. Enjoy.
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Danish hottie Josephine Skriver was looking beachy sexy in a series of swimwear shots for Next. Josephine is one of those tall Scandinavian beauties that you need a ladder to climb up to give her a kiss. But further down the mountain is a truly terrific pair of ta-tas. They aren’t super huge but look perfect with her frame. Proportion is beauty, if you recall from your undergrad art history class. My favorite has got to be the pink bikini top. It is the outfit that gives her the most killer cleav. I really need to get over to those Scandinavian countries. I hear the girls sunbathe topless in the parks in the summertime. They are much more sophisticated about public displays of boobage than we are here in the States.
Me, I’m solidly for letting those puppies fly free. Sure, you’ll probably see some not so nice ones that you wish you hadn’t but it would be worth it for the truly righteous funbags like Josephine’s.
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If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.
Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.
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If you happened to notice the almost six foot tall lithesome Danish hottie in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last fall, that was Josephine Skriver, a Danish delight of an entirely different and high fashion sort. The 21-year old is gaining major traction in European modeling circles so I think it’s about time we see her topless from the pages of Allure Russia.
I’m not suggesting that every man should have themselves a model hot young girlfriend with a perfect slender style body, but I am suggesting that almost all men should. Naturally, some prefer the buxom bouncy ladies. Or like me, they’re poly-hot-bodyists who like women in all shapes and sizes. But if you happen to see Josephine Skriver coming up in your Match.com profile searches, you could do worse. A lot worse. Enjoy.
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That would be Fat Man magazine, not necessarily for one of the seventeen nicknames my dad used to call me when he’d come home late from the Buffalo Lodge. Either way, the alluring Danish model Josephine Skriver is posing her black and white and hot all over female form in this periodical for the benefit of people who happen to love sextastic Scandinavians in various forms of undress. I’ll go ahead and peg that number around here at one-hundred percent.
While I’m a color-blind man who really digs color, I have to say, without sounding artsy or snotty, of which I am only one, this black and white photography really can bring out the true beauty in, well, truly beautiful women. I wouldn’t go for it unless I was quite certain I fell into that category. But for the cream of the crop blessed with the genetics of a Josehine Skriver, it really is rather stunning. Though, let’s do the full nekkids in color please. Enjoy.
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