I don’t have time to look, well, the energy, but I’ll assume Baby2Baby is some awesome cause perhaps serving babies everywhere. Maybe like some milk delivery service. Something worthy of bringing out the super hotties in Hollywood to support. And boy did the lovely ladies of Tinsel Town come out in cleavy droves to this event looking incredibly.
Try on for size Jessica Alba, Ashley Benson, Kate Hudson, Jordana Brewster, and Molly Sims for a little sextastic aperitif. All of these ladies looking more than stellar, all well worthy of carrying my child at some point in the future, maybe even starting today, ladies? Oh, the decked out hotties all fecund and ready to help me amass my small army of Egotastic offspring. My heart swells with pride. Let’s just say it’s my heart for now. Hot moms really are heaven on earth. Enjoy.
Jordana Brewster is gettin’ my pressure up in Cosmo. (Popoholic)
Summer Glau fills my pants with serenity. (TMZ)
I’m so glad we can all revel in Britney Spear‘s ta-tas again. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Barbara in tiny lingerie? Yes, please and thank you. (Hollywood Tuna)
Gwyneth Paltrow is nippin in that dress something serious. (The Superficial)
WWE Divas pose in skimpy Halloween costumes. (COED)
Terran Hilows shows off her basketballs in these swimsuit pics. (Busted Coverage)
We simply don’t get enough chances to see Jordana Brewster showing off her lovelies. The Fast and Furious actress maintains one of the finest au natural bodies in Tinsel Town, even and especially post-MILFtastic, but she’s rarely in the public eye and even more rarely out and about on the beaches of Hawaii preening about in a little wet bikini. Oh, my, that is a nice little leering view of Jordana Brewster’s perfect 30-something mommy keester. I wish I could frame it and put it on my wall and then slap it every time I needed good luck like the Fighting Irish before running onto the field. It’s perfect.
Jordana Brewster and her slender un-enhanced body may not be for everyone, but for the discerning connoisseur of fine semi-Latina ladies with swimsuit model lineage, oh, man, she really is right up there with some of the best. We would make many babies together, in rapid succession. Enjoy.
It’s finally here. Not sure you’ve been waiting for it, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens Friday among what is now a completely died down controversy over everything. All that is left to do is bring out the hotties for the Hollywood Premiere, as they did last night including movie starlet Megan Fox looking rather MILFtastic fine, Bella Thorne who were leather shorts quite certain to be noticed, newcomer Ginny Gardner who is nineteen and ready to explode in Tinsel Town, and Jordana Brewster who could be my fake prom date to the prom set up in my basement any day. I would be a lucky man.
I’ll say this for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may only be the 1287th best idea for a comic book turned movie, but those turtles do manage to get the hot girls to come out for the evening. Just like your idiotic classmate in college who had the same inexplicable powers, you called him friend. Enjoy.
I guess that answers that. There are between one and twenty-five more Fast and Furious films coming out in the future. Fast cars and guns and hot girls never truly gets old, even if the storylines tire. Point of fact, Jordana Brewster is back in tight jeans on the set of the latest sequel being filmed, which means both that I’ll be closely tracking on set visuals during production, but also inevitably going to be buying a ticket to #7 when it comes out.
I’m a sucker for Jordana Brewster hot body and alluring looks. Even if they got rid of the hot rods and grenade launches and Vin Diesel trying to emote, I’d gladly watch two hours of Jordana changing in and out of various tough girl skintight outfits. Tight jeans, leather riding suits, spandex, let’s do this Jordana. Modern cinema needs you now more than ever. Enjoy.
We simply don’t get to see Jordana Brewster nearly often enough.
The Fast and the Furious brunette hottie goes in and out of hiding, sort of as her character in the film franchise, but something hard for her long time ogling fans here to abide. Now, Jordana is back to pictorial goodness in her spread in GQ Mexico, which features the lean sextastic thespianic covered topless and in various other states of tempting repose. Sultry good looks should never be put in the corner. Not when there are so many fine soft edges to be explored. Enjoy.
We don’t get to see much of Jordana Brewster these days, but that doesn’t mean the young 30-something actress who we’ve been imagining manually shifting our gears for over ten years now, isn’t still on one of the top lists of women we’d like to cover in Jelly, ourselves in Peanut Butter, and create an entirely unsanitary version of Smuckers Goobers. Wow, two horrible sexual double entendres in one sentence, you know we’re in love!
And with the sight of Jordana’s camel toe peaking (and peeking and i guess also piquing) out of the tight tent of her stretch pants, not to mention a quick glance at her toned booty, well I don’t see Jordana’s name leaving any of our lists any time soon. You keep working out, Jordana, and we’ll keep watching, hopefully, next time, in the locker room. Enjoy.