It was time for the American Country Awards in Vegas, which I suppose are different than the Country Music Awards by about one word, but they still brought out all the country music hotties and the sort of almost country music hotties alike. But what really caught my eye was singer Jewel, who’s been making a boobtastic comeback of late, showing up to red carpet events with her chest puppies pushed up to the nines, announcing her return to relevancy.
And quite an announcement she made last night with her cleavy goodness, looking mighty fine. I remember Jewel from back in the day when she was always good for a teasy upskirt or naughty peek onstage. Could this be a return to those glory days? If so, I’d like to write a country music song about it. Melancholy it shall be. Enjoy.