Jessica White

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Trunfio, and Ivanka Trump Sexy Up the Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.

Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who’s pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of  evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn’t have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.

Jessica White and Erin Heatherton Two of the Many Hotties at Spring Dinner Dance in the Big Apple

I still hold a tender place in my heart for every girl I ever felt up at a school dance or formal. I hold a tender place in my groin for one of them who kicked me thusly on one of my Bryan Adams ballad reach-arounds, but I hold no grudges. So I was especially moved to see the hotness abounding at the Spring Dinner Dance charity function in N.Y.C. last night where a slew of sextastic celebs and models got decked out for a great cause, well, two great causes if you consider the visual delights for us gentleman oglers a great cause, and how can you not.

Among the wonderful wonderments of the female form in attendance were Jessica White, who we never see enough of, recently released from Leo’s beardish clutches, Erin Heatherton, wicked hot new mom, Doutzen Kroes, and sultry goddess, Selita Ebanks. Were all of these ladies wearing far too much clothing for our tastes last eve? Yes, of course. But I think you’ll find that a simple twist of the imagination screws will have them dancing nekkid in your mind in no time. Least, they’re doing the clothes-less rumba in my head as we speak. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk and Jessica White Stone Cold Hot Pimping in Vegas

Seems like every hot celeb not in Indianapolis this weekend was off in Vegas promoting and pimping and styling and flirting in the name of selling something or other you probably don’t really need.

But what you always need is a solid dose of get-down hotness from Irina Shayk, who is worth whatever they pay her to look ridiculously sextastic, and her pimpstress cohort for the evening, the lovely model Jessica White, who personally I would not throw out of bed, especially given that I’d have to bind her up pretty tight just to keep her there in the first place.

As it turns out, sex sells. And sexy celebrities sells off the hook. You could fight it, but why? Enjoy

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.

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The world’s hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you’ll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it’s hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Jessica White Dons the Bra and Panties for Maxim-um Exposure

We just don’t see enough of swimsuit model extraordinaire Jessica White. She really only comes out every now and then to show off her stellar body in a passion-inducing pictorial, such as her latest in Maxim magazine, which even by the looks of these preview pictures, seems destined to be one of her finest.

Jessica White does not get enough love for her dark and lusty looks; if need be, I shall take it upon myself to Atlas the love for the rest of the world, which should roughly translate to thirty-eight seconds of special time with Jessica, I mean, if I can break my personal record. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Sexy in Esquire Video, Jessica White Nekkid in BULLETT Video, Irina Shayk SI Nipple Slips, January Jones Nipple Slip, and Aly Michalka Bare Asstastic (VIDEO)

 

A million pieces of Egotastic! candy for ‘Barry V’ who clued us into the behind the scenes video of the recent Jennifer Lawerence super-sexy Esquire photoshoot that I’ve been ogling about 69 ways to Sunday. Jennifer Lawrence is going to take sexy celebrityville by storm with her hot looks and amazing rack and, well, I almost can’t wait.

Big time love-me-some-nekkid-Jessica-White props for Egotastic! fan ‘Jeff E.’ for pointing us in the direction of this unclothed behind the scenes look at the Jessica White nekkid photoshoot for BULLETT magazine. Wow, double wow. I lust Jessica White in swimsuits. And I double lust her out of swimsuits. Such a sweet body.

 

Egotastic! reader ‘Bob W.’ may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.


And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan ‘Elijah S.’ for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Words can not perhaps describe the feeling that overtook me upon sight of Aly Michalka and her bare-ass cheek. Yes, of course I began with her amazing legs and worked up, but that bare buttside view, even a halfsy ogle, thank you ‘Dennis M.’ for bringing the steak to the party. Enjoy.

Jessica White Candidly Hot in Red Bikini

I am slowly falling into some kind of strong, powerful, and all-kinds of so-right-it-can’t-be-wrong lust with world-class swimsuit model, Jessica White, so hot that even when she’s not on the job, she’s instinctively posing her ridiculously sexy body and amazing asstastic like a consummate professional. Damn, if Jessica White popped out of the swimming pool at the hotel where I was pretending to stay so I could hang out by the swimming pool, I’d probably need to retreat to the Underhill cabana to secrete my excitement (that is, the second standard definition of ‘secrete’, not the primary definition having to do with oozing fluids). This super model is all kind of sexy. More, Jessica, we want more. Enjoy.

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