The Art of Elysium Gala really is one of the parties I don’t get invited to each January that irks me to no end. I’m kind, I’m considered, I’m well-mannered, and I have a 20% coupon for Tuxedo rental at the Men’s Wearhouse. I’m good to go on this type of gala, filled with mega-hotties like Nina Dobrev, Ali Larter, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and many many more. So why no invite?
I can’t only assume discrimination. A prejudice built up against me because maybe once or twice or thrice in the past I’ve been known to peek down guests low cut tops or up under dresses for my scientific research on panties colors. And, yes, there is the occasional untoward proposition of the ladies up to 80 years of age in attendance, but I assure you, that is almost entirely the fault of how alcohol interacts with my brain after the first seven beverages. I deserve an invite to the ball. I feel so Cinderella right now, still waiting on the fairy godmother though. Enjoy.
You know I’ve had this long standing crush on Meadow Soprano, going back to the early Sopranos days, though it’s often hard to find visual evidence to support my ongoing Jamie-Lynn Sigler habit, these sexy photo finds from Egotastic! fan ‘Ellen G.’ are certainly some building blocks for my continued shower-time appreciation of the little sexy Long Island girl. Enjoy.
Crush admission: always lusted for Jamie-Lynn Sigler. I know she’s not your traditional hottie, and she’s not a strictly slender Hollywood body, and part of it is most definitely seeing her get all growed up on The Sopranos and Entourage over the years, still, what can you do? A crush is a crush. These Jamie-Lynn Sigler bikini pictures are from the same new Waikiki hotel where Whitney Port and Vanessa Hudgens and other celebs were invited to come hang out and celebrate their sexy bikini awesomeness. (Note to self: remember to build big new Hawaiian hotel, invite super hot actresses). Enjoy.
Photo credit: GSi media
Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don’t know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.
Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can’t tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.
You can find the rest of the pinup pictures after the jump.
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So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone’s really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.
One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don’t miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.
Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.
Here’s a little preview:
Photo credit: Splash / WENN
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Another year, another Emmy Awards ceremony, and another boring night spent in front of the TV. I really wish they’d outlaw award shows, instead of using the annual circle-jerk as a pathetic excuse to promote the new shows of the fall season.
At least there is the benefit of seeing all the most beautiful actresses getting dolled up for the night, even if they’re mostly nipped, tucked, botoxed and fried to within an inch of actually being considered human.
Not too many standouts this year, aside from maybe the girls from Heroes. Ali Larter and Kristen Bell were stunning as always, but what the hell Hayden Panettiere thought she was doing in that taupe tent of a dress she was wearing is beyond me. On the flip side, Eva Longoria‘s ass was looking particularly booty-licious.
Anyways, you can check out all of the nearly 200 pictures after the jump.
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As far as award shows go, the Screen Actors Guild Awards have got to be Hollywood’s biggest circle-jerk. If you can think of anything worse than actors giving other actors awards for being actors, then I’m sure I’d hate that too.
Thankfully, this night of Hollywood ego-stroking is on the TNT and TBS networks, which pretty much means no one is actually going to see them. Kind of ironic putting the Screen Actors Guild Awards on a screen no one watches.
Of course, for all the annoying award show prattle, the SAG awards do bring out the stars, and their fashionable attire. After the jump you’ll find Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria, Katherine Heigl, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Graham, and many, many more. 218 pictures in total, to be exact.
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