– Charlize Theron premieres her new movie. (GossipCenter)
- Sandra Bullock is extremely hot and incredibly cleavy. (HuffPo)
- Britney Spears, what are you doing? (FoxNews)
- Edita Vilkeviciute in a wet top. (DrunkenStepfather)
- Hope Dworaczyk thinks the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures sucked. (TMZ)
- Ashley Tisdale is ready to mingle. (Popoholic)
- Olivia Wilde is back in black. (Celebuzz)
Are you like me, in that your views on politics always seem to be in alignment with the political views of the hottest girl in the room. So, when it came to the ‘Diamonds, Not Fur’, anti-animal skinning event in Hollywood, well, I was more than prepared to get nekkid in the cage with the PETA hottie. Thankfully, my attention was diverted to the very delightful assemblage of human flesh on display, including Katie Cleary, Hope Dworaczyk, Jayde Nicole, and Charlotte Ross, so sextasic were they, I literally dropped the club I was about to use to make me a new pair of seal boots, it’s cruel, but they are super comfy. Enjoy.
What is sexy? Kind of a silly question for Victoria’s Secret to ask when you’ve got an event filled to the sextastic brim with hotties the likes of Joana Krupa, her hot sister, Marta Krupa, Katie Cleary, Billionaire Barbie, and Hope Dworaczyk, in addition to V.S. hotties Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Erin Heatherton. Wow. There’s your answer.
It’s easy to overlook Hope Dworaczyk. I mean, her name sounds like half the bespectacled heavyset girls my grandmother tried to set me up with through her church group during the period when she was convinced I was gay and going to share eternity with Beelzebub. For the record, I was just in a horrible dating dry spell (as for Beelzy and me, it seems like a most certain destiny). But make no mistake about it, Hope Dworaczyk has little resemblance to any of grandma’s sure things; this Playmate of the Year is such an underrated hottie, if that’s even possible for a PMOY, that I feel obliged to stick up for her in some weird sort of older brotherly way (incest exceptions in full effect in this case). Check out these Hope Dworaczyk lingerie pictures from her recent pictorial and see if you don’t agree that this is just about the hottest a girl can possibly look with at least some clothes on. Enjoy.
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God you know I love this Esquire ‘Me in My Place’ feature. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist (my day job by the way) to figure out that some folks out there may just be wanting a peek into the private life of, oh, say, 2010 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworaczyk. Yeah, I just might like a gander at Hope’s super hot barely clad body stretching and bending and pimping in her crib. In fact, the only way this feature spread could be improved is by changing the name to ‘In My Place’, wherein these sextastic celebrities come over to my rent-controlled mansion and lounge about in their dainties on my futon while I stand off to the side holding the icy-cold YooHoos for the swinging after party. Enjoy.