Emmy Rossum, Mary Louise Parker, and Helen Hunt, Yep, All Nekkid In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)
Okay, so maybe it is back to 80 and sunny here on the Left Coast, but the fact remains, there’s no temperature for which some serious visuals of our very favorite veteran hotties on the little or big screen becomes less desirable. I mean, let’s be real, the chance of me seeing Emmy Awesome completely nekkid in person, well, maybe after I win the Lottery, twice, get struck by lightning, and survive, and the Chiefs win the Super Bowl. Yes, very long odds. But on film, well, anything is not only possible, it’s all available at your fingertips.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features the aforementioned Emmy Awesome, not nekkid in Beautiful Creatures out in theaters, but quite exhibitionist in several episodes of the amazing Shameless, Helen Hunt flashing her veteran worked out body, full body and bush, in The Sessions, out on Blu-Ray this week, and also out on disc, Season 8 of Weeds, featuring yet another epic full body flash from our belusted MILFy herb smoking hottie, Mary Louise Parker. Some of the titans of our fantasies past and present, all together herein, and wearing no clothes. Enjoy.
(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership before you get stuck adrift on a Carnival Cruise Line ship with nothing to do but smear your waste along the Promenade deck.)
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Editor’s Note: If the sight of full female frontal nudity either offends or excites you uncontrollably to the point of the type of fapitation that would get your fired or arrested, please, proceed no further in this Internet clicking venture. Also, if you’re under the appropriate age, stop right now. Viewing a vagina in your formative years will give you some horrible mental illness!
Well, dontcha know, after a ten month buildup since its release at Sundance this past January, thanks to EgoReader ‘Jay Dog’ we finally get to sneak a peek at the twin peaks and lady nest of Helen Hunt, who goes now famously (and quite bravely we might add) without any clothes, bare and right there in front of the cameras in the film, The Sessions, about a 30-something man in an iron lung who decides it’s time to hire a pro to help him lose his virginity. Sounds like our gamer friend Lothar, except the iron lung isn’t his obstacle, just sweaty sweaty palms around women.
While conceding that we might have rather seen this same scene fifteen years ago from Helen, hey, at almost fifty she’s holding up quite well. Must be all the surfing. Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Vanessa Hudgen Upskirt, Helen Hunt Cameltoe Majorus, Maria Fowler Nip Slip, Tatiana Gonzalez Topless, Jamie Chung Slippage, and Sophie Howard Boobtastic
Wow, it’s like Christmas here in August at our palatial Egotastic! offices thanks to the generous and communal sharing by our pervetastic community, a band of deviant brothers (and sisters) if you will, eager and anxious to flash their finds to their siblings with exuberant humility. If but we could share it all, but, alas, we can not, but our mini-bevy of Reader Finds this week is sure to peel the paint off your human house.
This week’s dare to share includes a peekaboo under the dress of Vanessa Hudgens, a gaping view of Helen Hunt that has to be seen to be believed, a nippletastic ogle of the young sexy Maria Fowler, the sextastic Tatiana Gonzalez representing the flesh, Jamie Chung hang to wardrobe malfunction, and Sophie Howard just large and in-charge.
Okay, hear me out on this. A. I love girls who surf. Who doesn’t? There’s something hot about girls who love to get wet and brave the ocean blue. B. Helen Hunt, yes, Helen Hunt, is on our list of names you guys send me from time to time expressing your old-school fetishy crushes. Sometimes, passions can not be properly explained with words. Hence, say hello to Helen Hunt hanging ten in Hawaii, in a bikini that is about as scantily clad as you will ever see Helen, and, well, if Helen is your thing, I am very happy for you today. There are no judgements on Egotastic!, just love. Enjoy.