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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70′s classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.
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I’m pretty sure the Campari Calendar has been around for about forever. It’s an honor bestowed upon one hottie with international appeal each and every year to dress in red and pimp out the lady liquor. This year Campari chose Eva Green who’s having quite a run in the TV and film and magazine exhibitionist department of late. The sultry actress with a penchant for topless scenes really has been everywhere in the past year. If you get the Campari Calendar, she’ll be on your wall for the coming year as well.
The Campari Calendar, much like the drink itself, is intend to be only slightly warming, quite classic, and just a little bit reserved. We’ve definitely seen more of Eva Green of late, but it’s still nice to see one of our favorite sextastic celebrities getting her old fashioned red decked out groove on. She really has an immense appeal. I shall never drink Campari, but I will gladly nurse Eva Green neat through the evening. Enjoy.
The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I’m referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It’s a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn’t miss it. I didn’t. I’ve seen it thrice. I’d recommend you try and beat my record.
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I didn’t want Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For was generally considered a box office flop, and critical reviews were rather mixed on the Frank Miller sequel, I wouldn’t want it to leave our visual skinematic landscape without a tribute to the lovely ladies that were the better part of the motion picture endeavor.
While Jessica Alba did not fully reveal herself, her stripping wanton ways will never go unappreciated. The MILFtastic mama gets naughtier in this film than you’re likely to ever see her posing again. There’s something to be said for that. Like ‘hot damn’. Eva Green is ever dependable with her fine pair of puppies bared for the audience as she does in so many of her fine onscreen work. Rosario Dawson is ever hot bodied and Juno Temple adds some topless spice as well as another daring thespianic of the bold and hottie variety. You certainly can not be disappointed with the leading ladies of Sin City 2. I guarantee it will own a spot in my home library when thusly available. Enjoy.
Sin City 2 didn’t fare so well in its opening weekend. Not for lack of skin on the part of Eva Green. (Though perhaps partly from the lack of Skin from Jessica Alba). Eva Green will bring her boobtastic bare and buxom to any and all film roles where her perfect knockers can help. You might say, she’s a dame to kill for. I know.
In Sin City 2, Eva and her mounds of joy provide many a special visual wonderment moment in a movie based upon visual displays of excellence. I can’t say it’s enough to save the film, but her wondrous teats are more than enough to save me one large smile. After all, isn’t my happiness what it’s all about? Enjoy.
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Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn’t hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That’s a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.
Every year the folks at Campari pick one Hollywood hottie to be featured in their hyper-stylized calendar for the upcoming year. I think it’s kind of quaint that many of these consumer products companies still make wall calendars even in this digital age. And it’s downright hot when they pick alluring women like Eva Green to put on something low cut and slinky to promote their liquor brand.
Someday, paper calendars will be a thing entirely of the past. Showy shots of Eva Green will delay that inevitable moment for as long as possible. With every great progress comes a little bit of something nice left behind. Pour some Campari out for your homies. Thankfully, Eva Green has no problem baring it all in her film roles. We shall meet her again very soon. Enjoy.