Elizabeth Hurley

READER FINDS: Penelope Cruz Topless, Sherlyn Chopra Camel Toe, Miley Cyrus Lip Slip, and Much Much More…

 

Why not make the last Reader Finds of the summer season the biggest, bestest, and all around most bodacious ever? That was a rhetorical question I suppose. Because we did. Well, you did. Through your love and kindness and I have to presume drunken generosity, the Egotastic! community has poured their support into the most voluminous Reader Finds ever. I'm not sure this will heal the world, but if you make it through every photo in this gallery, I can guarantee you some decent chaffing.

This week's Reader Finds includes Elizabeth Hurley crazy hot in a Nihat Odabasi photoshoot (thank you to EgoReader 'Glenn'), Victoria Justice hot booty in leather shorts in concert (transmitted by 'Patrice'), actress Diana Glenn quite topless on the cinematic screen (hand delivered by 'Nestor'), Connie Nielsen topless in black and white photoshoot (Danish delectables presented by 'Tony'), way back machine for Christina Lindberg naturally exposed in Exposed (skintastic present from 'Daniel'), Maria Bello topless and bound onscreen (bondage provided by 'Nancy Marie'), Danielle Sharp and Nicole Neal capped by Nuts in the garden (boobtastic visions from 'Theo'), a classic look at Jennifer Morrison from the old Stuff magazine (brought to the present by 'Simm'), more class throwbacks with Dina Meyer topless in the theaters (skinematic from the mind of 'Orson'), Penelope Cruz topless in her early film work (well worth the free ticket courtesy of 'John P.'), Emily Shaw topless and not topless but wicked hot in multiple shoots by Frank White (from Emily's superfan 'Stu'), Eva Mendes see-through panties (wicked wanton goodness from 'Jeff'),  Rosie Jones deliciously topless in black and white lingerie (holy hotness contributed by 'Ian'),  the sorely missed Peta Todd baring boobs (globes from heaven via 'Steve H.'),  way back to the dearly departed Sylvia Kristel bared in Emmanuelle 2 (glorious age of skinema provided by 'Donny'), Sherlyn Chopra sporting bulging camel clefts (toe transmitted by 'Jeremy'), a closer look at the lip slip of Miley Cyrus in We Can't Stop director's cut (thanks to many of you who sent in  your best takes on this), an alleged, super alleged and completely unconfirmed  topless picture of Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers (a ton of you also sent this in, which makes me Spidey senses tingle nervously), Melissa Debling hot and nekkid and hot (plumpers pressed forth by 'Corey'), South African hottie model Irene Nell (submitted by Nell-fan 'Kevin'), sexy photos of Lynsey Taylor Mackay who stars in the new Scarlett Johansson flick (sweet find from regular 'Harashupo'), Lizzy Caplan sneaky peaky topless in her new TV series (bodacious Caplan tops from 'Tom C.'), Keeley Hazell topless gloriousness also well missed (orbs of a goddess delivered by 'Chris'), and last, but not at all lease, lingerie pictures of SI Swimsuiter Genevieve Morton by Tracy Kahn (silky hotness from 'John'). It is not just a handful, or even a heaping handful, it's a double barreled boatload that should consume the next five minutes of your existence. Enjoy.

Happy Chesty Birthdays, Kate Upton, Elizabeth Hurley, and Leelee Sobieski

I'm normally not a sap for birthday celebrations. After about age ten, I get suspicious of people who want to have big birthday spotlights. But, am I going to miss an excuse to show the chests of June 10th birthday girls like Kate Upton, veteran boobtastic hottie Elizabeth Hurley, and so truly missed full-puppied Leelee Sobieski. Not a chance I miss that low hanging fruit.

So, happy birthday to three swinging chicks. Each of whom should be expecting my personal spanking machine to be stopping by their homes at some point today. Or just sitting here at my desk. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone, Eliza Doolittle, and Elizabeth Hurley Highlight the Hotness at Elton John Gala

I'll say this for Elton John, while his first new album in twenty years continues to be delayed, his work on behalf of global charities, more specifically, his ability to bring in sextastic celebrities to attend his charity galas continues unabated.

At his Grey Goose sponsored AIDS Foundation event over the weekend in London, Sir Elton was able to gather up a gaggle of hotties including newly single billionaire heiress and sideboob flasher extraordinaire, Tamara Ecclestone, underrated singing cutie Eliza Doolittle, and one of our all-time favorite MILFs with freshly young new boobs, Elizabeth Hurley, all for a good cause, which included us ogling them in their flattering fineries on the red carpet. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Hurley Brings the Enhanced Cleavage Out to Play

Okay, granted, it's not all Mother Nature given, but nonetheless, the newly enhanced hooters are being put to good use by veteran hottie Elizabeth Hurley who continues to inspire young men around the world to learn more about the delights of the opposite sex.

We've been fans of Liz Hurley since before we can remember, and you know we ever so dig the mature ladies with naughty minds, throw in the more recently packaged pre-packaged cans, a tight dress, and we are more than good to go. Keep it coming, Liz. We'll keep looking. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Happy Britty Mother’s Day to All the Hot British Mums (Including My Adopted Mum, Liz Hurley)

 

Here's the thing, while there are any number of veteran hotties who I'd let adopt me into a world of warm blankets and little tender kisses, not to mention the more directly obscene but quite natural Adult Nursing Relationship scene, at the end of the day, I'm quite convinced I do need a British mum to bring me up proper, bake up the crumpets, and put on the bawdy English lingerie when my friends come over to play. But I digress.

So, while we belated celebrate yesterday's British Mum's Day in the Old Country, I'd like to give a personal shoutout and adoption-worthiness notice to Elizabeth Hurley, who I think would make a great maternal figure in this man's life. I've had a thing for Liz Hurley since way back when, not the least of which is when these topless bikini pictures arose from the Caribbean now more than a decade ago, pre-Egotastic!, but not pre-my troubled soul. Call me, Liz, I'm already packed.

Padma Lakshmi Gives Me Indian Wood (And Other Obvious Notes from the amfAR Gala)

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay's m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.

But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.