Elizabeth Hurley

Tamara Ecclestone, Eliza Doolittle, and Elizabeth Hurley Highlight the Hotness at Elton John Gala

I'll say this for Elton John, while his first new album in twenty years continues to be delayed, his work on behalf of global charities, more specifically, his ability to bring in sextastic celebrities to attend his charity galas continues unabated.

At his Grey Goose sponsored AIDS Foundation event over the weekend in London, Sir Elton was able to gather up a gaggle of hotties including newly single billionaire heiress and sideboob flasher extraordinaire, Tamara Ecclestone, underrated singing cutie Eliza Doolittle, and one of our all-time favorite MILFs with freshly young new boobs, Elizabeth Hurley, all for a good cause, which included us ogling them in their flattering fineries on the red carpet. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Hurley Brings the Enhanced Cleavage Out to Play

Okay, granted, it's not all Mother Nature given, but nonetheless, the newly enhanced hooters are being put to good use by veteran hottie Elizabeth Hurley who continues to inspire young men around the world to learn more about the delights of the opposite sex.

We've been fans of Liz Hurley since before we can remember, and you know we ever so dig the mature ladies with naughty minds, throw in the more recently packaged pre-packaged cans, a tight dress, and we are more than good to go. Keep it coming, Liz. We'll keep looking. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Happy Britty Mother’s Day to All the Hot British Mums (Including My Adopted Mum, Liz Hurley)

 

Here's the thing, while there are any number of veteran hotties who I'd let adopt me into a world of warm blankets and little tender kisses, not to mention the more directly obscene but quite natural Adult Nursing Relationship scene, at the end of the day, I'm quite convinced I do need a British mum to bring me up proper, bake up the crumpets, and put on the bawdy English lingerie when my friends come over to play. But I digress.

So, while we belated celebrate yesterday's British Mum's Day in the Old Country, I'd like to give a personal shoutout and adoption-worthiness notice to Elizabeth Hurley, who I think would make a great maternal figure in this man's life. I've had a thing for Liz Hurley since way back when, not the least of which is when these topless bikini pictures arose from the Caribbean now more than a decade ago, pre-Egotastic!, but not pre-my troubled soul. Call me, Liz, I'm already packed.

Padma Lakshmi Gives Me Indian Wood (And Other Obvious Notes from the amfAR Gala)

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay's m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.

But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley See-Through, Teresa Palmer Topless, Jessica Alba Publicly Pubic, and Much More…

 

There's truly no better feeling to be had in this world that doesn't involve physical contact short of that feeling realizing it's Friday. No, not just because our local liquor store throws in teriyaki jerky on Friday's with each bottle purchased (which equals a whole lotta jerky), although that is a huge part of our positive sentiment, but the end of the work week is when we open the mail bag to find the deliciously naughty treats submitted by our readers for our readers. If you could see me here, you'd know I squeal like a little girl child on Christmas morning when she spots a puppy under the tree every time we open our woolen Reader Finds mail bag.

This weeks Reader Finds includes some see-through photo peeps of veteran hot Elizabeth Hurley, some more highly definitioned topless movie views of Teresa Palmer, Jessica Alba flashing some wisps of the lady nest, Kelly Pickler in sexy bikini time, ridiculously hot model Randi Ingerman flashing her wares, Clemency Poesy in another topless movie role, Rihanna being mounted, Kelly Brook in classic sexy lingerie shoot, and Michelle Marsh just because she's so hot without clothes. It's a bushel of boobtastic delights.

Hotter Veteran MILF Store Appearance: Elle MacPherson vs. Elizabeth Hurley

What a tough battle between two women I've considered my virtual girlfriends since back in the just beginning to really lust women days. Veteran sexy Elle MacPherson was Down Under working some sort of store promotion while the classic brunette model hottie, Elizabeth Hurley, was across the globe in London working for a charitable cause, both women decked out and looking amazing both sextastic celebrities well into their 40's and looking ridiculously lust-inducing. Two hot, mature moms.

It's almost too much. And, yet, still not quite enough. Enjoy.

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