Danielle Lineker

Danielle Lineker Bikini Pictures Remind Us Why We All Wanted to Be Superstar Athletes

If you've ever been a world-class athlete like retired Brit footballer Gary Lineker or junior college beer pong champion like myself, you understand that along with such lofty status comes great responsibility, and, more importantly, tons of tons of super hot babes. Granted, the soccer star might have the edge over the beer pong champion in this regard, as evidenced by these photos of Gary's twenty-year younger Welsh lingerie model wife, Danielle Lineker. Sure, Gary may get the bikini-clad hottie model romping on the beaches of Barbados, but I once dated a girl who worked in a Kathie Lee Gifford sweatshop sewing lingerie. Well, I didn't date her so much as sponsor her, through late night television, still, we had a bond, and she sent me a picture of herself wearing her first pair of shoes. So, now, who's jealous of whom, Mr. Lineker?

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