Coco Austin

Coco Topless Candids From Her Vanity Vixens Burlesque Show

 

Thanks to our good buddy Igor at DrivenByBoredom.com (and to Widget on Twitter) for his personal snaps of Coco in her more memorable moment of her burlesque show. And, by memorable, we don't mean her song and dance routines. We mean topless. At some point in the show, Coco does remove her sparkly top to reveal her even more sparkly funbags. We couldn't be more pleased, or eye strained.

Coco isn't exactly a shy girl when it comes to body exhibition, but she does usually manage to keep her chestal goodies in some kind of containment. Not today, good people of Egotastic land. Feast your eyes upon Coco's tremendous teats and just imagine the roar of your motoroboat engines revving well into the dangerous red gauge zone. I'm in the same dream at the moment, so if you see me, do say 'hi'. Quietly please. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Driven By Boredom for the Village Voice

Coco Austin Bare Crackalacking, Jennette McCurdy Hourglass Posing, Elizabeth Gillies Deep Cleave Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's time to unveil the week's worth of the best of the social media candids posted by the hotties themselves this past week. But, before we do, I'd like to take a moment to honor the seemingly heaven-sent combination of celebrity ego and universal access to digital media technology that combine to create this incredibly faptastic moment of cultural significance. Even but ten years ago, this couldn't possibly have been imagined. A phone, in my hand, flipping through photos of half nekkid sextastic celebrities that they distributed directly to me? We are living in blessed times I tell you. Everyday is Thanksgiving.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jennette McCurdy easing back into showoff mode, Elizabeth Gillies in some surprisingly revealing candids, Irina Shayk playing gotcha with her own twin perfections, busty Francia Raisa bikini posing, Ashley Benson in her own cleavy bikini showdown, Ashley Tisdale showing off her tanned bikini boody, Dani Thorne showing off deep cleave, and much much more. You owe it to Donald Sterling's poor, innocent, victim of a young mistress to check out each and every one of these self published selfie sextastics. Enjoy.

Coco Is Strong and Curvaceous and Limber in Private Workout Photos

You know Coco had a racktastic of immense proportions. You knew her badonkadonk matched her upper lady humps inch for inch and then some by an exponential factor. You knew all about the curves and the cleave and the cans and the squeeze. But did you know how damn limber Coco could be? Nay, nobody did.

There's something to be said for the big and round bodacious curvaceous women. And, there's something to be said for the lithesome ballet girls and yoga masters who can lift their legs above their heads. But what is you combined the both into one S-shaped stretchable ligament toned lady thang. Well, then you'd have Coco. It's hard to imagine what it must be like to share private fun time with a woman who is both big bottomed and incredibly strong and limber, but I'm going to guess that one of those words is 'fun'. Enjoy.