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Look, we've all been there before, stuck in bad traffic after two cups of coffee, squeezing thighs together waiting in long lines outside stadium urinals, or, for me, asking the strikingly big-boobed Marsha Marchon to the junior prom -- we've all been there when the bladder dam starts to crack. It ain't pretty. Now, I'm not saying that supermodel Christy Turlington let loose the water dogs of war. Nor am I suggesting that forecasters called for a 100% chance of golden showers in her stretch pants. I'm just here to lend a supportive hand, and perhaps a dry towel to pat down her sensitive areas. One can only imagine that Christy was thinking about her evening invite to Gwynneth Paltrow's fabulous famous persons dinner party in her posh Manhattan condo later that evening and just couldn't handle the anticipation. Heck, I once wet myself just from hearing my local Taco Bell drive-thru was going 24 hours. Christy, we feel your pain, your moistness is our moistness, you still look hot. Enjoy.
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READER FINDS: Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden Share a Bath, Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus Nipple Slips, Christy Turlington Classic Topless, Sara Jean Underwood Fires Her Guns, and Much More
It's that time of the week again, blessed Friday and blessedly bountiful amounts of the seedy yet fantastic contributions from the kindly, highly educated, and always fresh smelling readers of Egotastic! No website on this planet has a more thoughtfully perverted audience than Egotastic!, and I will testify to that in the court of all things sacred, like binge drinking with college co-eds.
Our biggest ever Reader Finds includes Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden in the same bathtub (the dream of all dreams), a double dose of nip slips courtesy of Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus, Christy Turlington classic nekkid magazine pics, Sara Jean Underwood mighty butt shots, Kelly Brook in hot lingerie, Adriana Lima exhibiting her lady nest on stage, Clare Grant striking a nekkid pose, Moncia Bellucci stunning as ever, Romola Garia topless on the little screen, Jennifer Lorthrop topless on the big screen, Marsha Thomason on the toilet, amaybe Kelly Kelly taking a leak in a sink (yeah, we know), and the final final topless shot outtakes from Peta Todd. So much bad goodness it's utterly smile inducing.