The hotties were out in all of their finery for the Art of Elysium Gala this weekend. Abigail Spencer was there wearing a low cut green dress that showed off those amazing ta-tas of hers. Oh, there was cleav to be had, my friends. The dress also gave us a nice view of Abigail’s long luscious legs. As if that wasn’t enough, Ashley Hinshaw was also there looking fine as F. She came and forgot to wear a bra. The result was some spectacular cleavage in an even lower cut dress than Abigail had on. Yummy. Camila Alves was also on hand wearing a sexy lace number that is getting my pressure up. I do love a woman in lace, especially if it’s black lace. Call me old fashioned but that’s just naughty in all the right ways.
I really have to start getting invites to more of these gala events. They get free drinks, all you can eat shrimp buffets, and you get to look at hot chicks. If that isn’t the perfect way to spend an evening I don’t know what is.
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You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen
and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.
What’s an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.
I think we all, most of us all, can appreciate a hot pregnant woman like Camila Alves, showing off her swelling form in a bikini on vacation in Ibiza, but there are some of you, oh, the fetishists who walk in plain clothes among us, for those of you with pregnant woman dreams, well, this one might just kill you.
While husband Matthew McConaughey was off with Bono discussing plans to save the world, hottie wife and supermodel Camila took to the Spanish shores in a very revealing bikini flashing tons of sweet hot acreage of her growing curvaceous form. Yep, this is going to hurt many of you right in the reproductive regions. Enjoy.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.
I know how. Get four sexy celebrities like, oh, Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba and have them come read me stories about a wayward kitty. I can’t say for sure if these four ladies encouraged the love of reading in schoolchildren across the country on behalf of Michelle Obama’s Read Across America campaign, but I can tell you that were I still in grade school and in this audience, I would’ve used one hand raised to ask for a restroom break, and one hand positioned lower to keep the giggles from my classmates to a minimum. Enjoy.
(Note: thanks to EgoReader ‘Bob G.’ for noting that yesterday was Dr. S’s birthday, hence, the honorific.)
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It’s not often we get two sightings in the same day of three celebrity hotties in form-fitting red dresses, but, well, I will gladly take it. A whole gaggle of fine looking celebs donned the crimson frocks on behalf of the mighty worthy Heart Truth Campaign and raised money for charity, while raising the sextastic bar as well. My personal favorites: Camila Alves, Denise Richards, and Audrina Patridge. Nothing wrong with that trio. Nothing wrong at all. Enjoy.
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There are no losers in this battle, only winners, namely, all of us boob lovers. It’s a great day in beautiful breasts land when even the angry munchkin overlord lets Katie Holmes cleavage comes out to play. And, Sophie Turner boobs barely contained in a low cut dress, Camila Alves showing off her MILF-tastic set of ta-tas. This isn’t a competition, this is cleavage heaven!
The brow-beaten, but still gorgeous, Katie Holmes, heading off to the Tony Awards:
The ridiculously hot Sophie Turner shopping for my birthday present (just kidding, maybe ten more expensive handbags?):
And, the model-riffic Camila Alves, wow, taking the pets out for some sunshine:
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