Brittany Snow

Leven Rambin, Brie Larson, and Brittany Snow Among the Hotties Falling All Over the Autumn Party

We still have no real idea what the Autumn Party was the other night in West Hollywood, we only know that like all other events we don't get invited to, it was filled with super hotties and decent booze. But, thankfully, they can't deny us access to the Red Carpet, I mean, not with our fake moustaches hiding our true identities they can't, so we got a peek at some of the finer forms in attendance, including the underrated Leven Rambin, 21 Jump Street sweet-pea Brie Larson, and another lust crush of ours, Brittany Snow, leading the ogleworthy parade at the event.

Now, someday, we'll be legit enough to get a proper invitation to these swanky soirees and our entire lives will change, but probably not for the better. Sometimes, it's better to be on the outside looking in, or on the ground with a camera looking up, then it is to be sold out on the inside. At least, that's how we explain it to ourselves. Enjoy.

Julie Benz and Brittany Snow Lead List of Womanly Hotties at The Women in Film Awards

You know we love women in film, in fact, it's kind of our undying passion. So when they actually hold an award show for women in film, we're going to be all eyes double peeled, in this case, finding Julie Benz and Brittany Snow leading our list of hotties at the Lucy and Crystal Women in Film Awards last night. Also representing the fairer sex to a fare-thee-well, Katie Holmes, escaped for the evening, Rose McGowan, our firecracker lust, and Sarah Shahi, who has had more hot makeout sessions with other women than, well, even me (if that number be greater than two). Enjoy.

(Happy Birthday) Brittany Snow All Grow’d Up in Maxim Magazine

My American Dream, Brittany Snow, turned a quarter-century years old of hotness last night and celebrated with some swank party that some doorman told somehow I wasn't on the list for. Damn you, typographical and/or obvious clerical errors! Nevertheless, in even greater Brittany Snow hotness news, the blonde actress will be appearing in next month's Maxim magazine in full tiny bathing suit glory; judging by these advanced looked photos, it's going to be one of those photoshoots that requires me to grab my Encyclopedia Brown magnifying glass and uncover some clues for hours on end in my La-Z-Boy recliner. Brittany Snow is a majorly underrated celebrity hottie; I intend to rectify this injustice in 2011. Enjoy.

Brittany Snow at her 25th birthday party last night at BOA:

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Vanessa Hudgens and Brittany Snow Form Two Parts of A Hollywood Starlet Sandwich

These photos seem kind of tame, but, man, how they resemble the first part of my recurring dream where sexy little Vanessa Hudgens and blonde starlet Brittany Snow hop out of their apartment, I pick up a Safeway baguette and some Two Buck Chuck, and we all meet over at my place for a little afternoon delight. In my dream, I mostly just watch, you know, as the girls nuzzle for hours on my crunchy bucket, pour cheap white wine down each others gullets by way of my swank imitation leather Julio Iglesias signature bota bag, and we then all hop into my bathtub which I really need to remember to clean this month and watch a couple classic episodes of Boy Meets World I've still got on tape in my VCR. Tell the studios that Vanessa and Brittany are gonna be late for their next call times. Daddy's got some bathing to do. Enjoy.

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Anna Kendrick Leads Pack of Young Hollywood Hotties at Trevor Live

I love it when a worthwhile charity brings out the sexy celebrities because it's as if something good is being done for mankind, while something good is also being done for men kind. This weekend's Trevor Live event on behalf of the Trevor Project brought out some of the fresher, young guns on the hottie Hollywood circuit, including three I'd like to highlight today: Anna Kendrick, whose overbite is giving me all types of orthodontic sex fantasies, Emma Stone, the new Tinsel Town 'it' girl who looks all kinds of girl next door sexy, and Brittany Snow, a newcomer to Egotastic! mostly due to oversight, not for lack of smoking hotness. Three shooting sextastic stars you can expect to see much more of here in the coming year. Enjoy.

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