What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.
Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can’t even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.
Ashley Sky, don’t ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.
The models are still flocking to Terry Richardson for his special kind of magical photoshoots. While controversy surrounds the bespectacled shooter, there’s no stopping super hotties like Ashley Sky from hitting his studio and finding creatives ways to expose her epic funbags. And epic they are, even from just a drooling leer at her underboobs I’m more than hooked on seeing the rest.
Ashley Sky is one of those sextastic Brazilian models who has generally flown under the radar. Well, at least people with pretty damn weak radars. I can’t imagine she’d have ever escaped the high power scanner that is the Egotastic! rooftop belt of Orion scanners reviewing the entire planet’s surface for evidence of all things sextastic. Like Ashley Sky and those underboobs. Out of this world. Enjoy.
It must be nice to get paid to show up to parties. I can barely get an invite most of the time. But I don’t exactly look like Brazilian hottie Ashley Sky in a bikini either. The sextastic star of social media and many modeling campaigns and music videos strutted about the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas last night making everybody else feel a little less amazing in their own bikini by comparison. I’m sure that wasn’t the intent, but, that is the natural result of a girl with a sideboob swinging banging bikini body walking around your pool in heels.
Ashley Sky hasn’t caught on big time yet like some of her Brazilian modeling peers. But it’s only a matter of time. It’s not as if you can easily forget her fine female form once she’s burned a spot in your libido. Ashley Sky, thy name is hotness. Enjoy.
I’m not a man who cries easily. Three times a day tops. Four the day I watched Saving Mr. Banks (damn you, Disney). But Ashley Sky and her Brazilian body domination forces my lachrymal glands, among others, to well up with anticipation of release. She’s just so damn hot. And Brazil, how do you keep making these ultra fine female forms to spread around the world?
Featured in the latest edition of FHM magazine, Ashley barely covers her bodacious body, one of the most wicked hot on the planet, for a tease of extraordinary proportions. I think if you leer at Ashley for a while in this pictorial you’ll begin to understand why I’m searching for Kleenex at this very moment. For my eyes, naturally. The sextastic takes its toll, one drop at a time. Enjoy.
The last Sextastic Twitpic Roundup of summer. Somebody spill some spiked lemonade for our lost homegirls of the season. Not that we expect anything to taper back by way of attention seeking celebrity girls seeking attention, that’s a year round sport, but there’s always something special about summer’s warm weather and vacation times that lead to epic skin shows. So, so long to summer, hello to clothing Falling season.
This week’s Roundup includes surfer hottie Anastasia Ashley in her beach bikini mode, underrated hottie Elizabeth Gillies in her own bikini baring top, Sara Jean Underwood posing in and showing off, Kelly Brook throwing down a bikini throwback. Ashley Sky and her absolutely sick bikini booty, the Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, naturally, and much much more. You owe it to the premature end of the Cleveland Browns 2013 NFL campaign to check out each and every one of these sweet hot amateur shots. Enjoy.
We don’t do too much coverage of Ashley Sky, yet another sweet Brazilian model who is making her mark here up north. Save for ridiculously hot body bikini photos she’s always Tweeting out jut to remind everybody to keep her name on the tips of their tongues.
Now, we get to see Ashley at work, well playing at work in this naughty teasy bikini spread for Galore magazine. This one has it all. Ashley’s hot body, headlights, bikinis, sweet booty, and a bit of popsicle licking thrown in just for good measure. Pretty much all the things I’d ask Ashley to do were I the master of the sextastic circus. Ashley Sky, keep her on your tongue, as it were. Enjoy.
As Winter turns to Spring and the weather gets warmer, the quite skin-filled self published pictures of our favorite sextastic celebrities get warmer and warmer too. It’s almost full-on bikini season and we’re edging toward it with quite the skin show among the famous gals who simply want to be famous around the clock, everyday, posting photos of themselves on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Such a lovely phenomenon.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Stella Hudgens naughty tongue, Ashley Sky in a few throwback showoff swimsuits, Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood in bikinis at Coachella, Kendall Jenner in yet another bikini self-show, Sara Jean Underwood not to be denied her own two-piece exhibition, Lucy Collett snarfing down a sausage, and much more. You owe it to that girl in high school you never got to second base with but not for lack of trying to check out each and every one of these glorious self-published peeks. Enjoy.