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Anna Chapman Nude Leaked Photos for Erotic Espionage

 

They don’t make super secret agents the way they use to. Back in my day, it was the spies who were taking discreet snapshots with their secret cameras, not boyfriends snapping the spies naked in the bathtub. Welcome to modern day espionage. Anna Chapman, the spy who shagged lots of dudes but didn’t seem to get any information for her homeland bosses, has been exposed fully in these Anna Chapman naked pictures courtesy of her ex-beau. There’s nothing really ridiculously sexy about these photos, you know, beyond the obvious boob and lady nest parts, but, they’re a reminder that the Cold War died years ago, and now we live in a world where nymphomaniac spies bang their targets just for the fun of it. Not a bad trade-off. Enjoy.

(Thanks to Egotastic! reader, ‘???????’ for the head’s up on this.)

Anna Chapman, The Spy Who Shagged Like Tons of Dudes But Got No Info (VIDEO)

Russian not-so-super spy Anna Chapman certainly found an interesting career path to hotness stardom. Some hopped up marriage, nympho-bondage sex, not much in the information collection department, and, boom bang bim, you’re a celebrity on the cover of Maxim (and the video below). Sort of like how Kim Kardashian did it. Hey, wet play may just be the new mandatory step to stardom. Enjoy.

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Anna Chapman Pictures for Maxim Russia Are Spooky Hot

Who’s your favorite spy of all time? I mean, who’s your favorite hottie spy of all time? Well, after Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle, I’m going to say Anna Chapman, the Russian spy and naughty sex fiend uncovered recently and expelled back to her homeland, or out of her homeland, or some time of expulsion not unlike the ones I received regularly throughout grades school. Well, like most unmasked spies, Anna Chapman’s next stop was Maxim Russia to post all sexy with some guns and peekaboo lingerie. Now, let’s immediately address the fact that there’s something spooky wrong with these Anna Chapman pictures, specifically, somebody behind the former Iron Curtain did some type of job to this defunct spy’s facial regions. I don’t know if it’s Maxim Photoshoppers or KGB interrogation, but something funky is up with that Siberian stare. I’d launch a formal investigation, you know, if I wasn’t so damn scared to ask the questions that get my neutralized. Enjoy.

Anna Chapman, Sex-Crazed Topless Russian Spy

 

As a service to our readers, we present some news of the day… hmm, let me see, what sticks out in today’s news? I know! The sex kitten Russian nymph spy who liked to punish herself with nipple clamps, snap her riding crop, and bang the living hell out of her target husband who had no secrets to give up in the first place. Anna Chapman, Anya I guess, introduced her husband to spankings, the Mile High club, sexy photos, and, apparently, a non-stop, four years of knocking boots thrice a day. I’m still trying to figure out who to feel sorry for in this story. I guess it’s Russia. Back in the day, a good Soviet KGB femme fatale could bump uglies with Western male targets and not completely lose their heads. Spies these days, they don’t make ‘em like they used to. ??????.