Ana Ivanovic

Ana Ivanovic, Love, Set, Match (Something Like That)

In the coming months, we’ll have the opportunity to cover more sexy sports celebrities, something I’ve been dying to do ever since being a pubescent boy with private time shower thoughts of Martina Navratilova (I’m kidding of course, it was just once and I was more confused at the time than Martina). So many amazingly sextastic toned ladies of sports out there, sextastic athletic creations such as Ana Ivanovic, Serbian goddess of the courts, seen here at this week’s Hopman Cip match, her pokey nipples proudly pointing out the two-point advantage on her opponent. Sweaty sexy female superstar athletes — um, yum. Enjoy.

And speaking of hot lady muscle, here’s Ana Ivanovic in a recent ad for Adidas. It has truly inspired me to get my butt off the couch and start ogling Ana Ivanovic more.

Ana Ivanovic, My Secret Tennis Crush (Bonus Sweaty Nipple Pokes)

Can we talk privately? I’d like to think we have that kind of relationship now. I kind of have a thing for female tennis players, not all of them, but, you know, the select, sweaty, muscular butt and legtastic, few that swat the hell out of those round balls with a deadly-force grunt. My latest tennis crush, the powerhouse Ana Ivanovic, seen here in her first round at the U.S. Open this week. I’d be lying if I didn’t say I have dreams involving the sweaty sexy Ana Ivanovic, some catgut string, a blindfold, and tennis panties. Wow, that feels good to get off my chest.

I’m in sports lust with Ana Ivanovic, and I want the world to know!

And, some super Serbian nipple pokes from my new sports crush:

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