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READER FINDS: Adriana Lima Camel Toe, Demi Moore Topless, Gwyneth Paltrow Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

This has been a fun week. Maybe not as fun as meeting Backdoor Teen Mom last week, but more fun than meeting your dentist and watching him make the tsk-tsk face that you ought not give another person past the age of 10. Right there in the middle. And at the end of the middle is Friday, the holiest of days in the Egotastic! week, when we complete the ritualist ogling of the sextastic celebrities with a roundup of flesh and more flesh provided by you, the most educated readership of any celebrity site on the world wide web. Today, is your day. Nekkid populi.

This week's Reader Finds includes the delicious Amii Grove posing topless for Page 3 (thank you to EgoReader 'James'), classic throwback to topless teen Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson in Blame It On Rio (sweet find from 'Raoul'), Vanessa Hudgens innocently hot in Brian Bowen photoshoot (good tidings from 'Estev'), the underrated Marion Cotillard topless in Taxi (delivered this day by 'Owen'), Selena Gomez bikini still from Spring Breakers (courtesy of 'Anon.'), Romina Senesi skinny topless Argentine (from 'Glib' who knows we love our Sudamericanas), Nicole Neal and India Reynolds girl buddy buddy and topless for Nuts (thirst officially slaked by 'Kevin'), Hungarian gloriously sextastic model vixen Renata Hada (stellar contribution from afar by 'Jiro'), Annina Ucatis topless on Big Brother Germany (fancy tickled by 'Thommas'), Adriana Lima serious camel toe (revealed by the oft-contributing 'Pito), a very nekkid Gwyneth Paltrow (insisted upon by 'Ken S.'), SyFy's very own Jane Riley very nekkid and self-shot (no clear face but 'Hector B.' insists it's Jane, looks kinda right), Hayden Panettiere rooting on her man with cleave (kudos to 'Lugh'), more Selena Gomez laying across a bed goodness (thank you kindly 'Michael G.'), and, last, but not last, a purported nekkid shot of Game of Thrones giantess, Gwendoline Christie by photographer Polly Borland (transmitted by 'Matthew B.'). Now, that is what I call a hodgepodge of honeys! Enjoy.

Poppy Rivers Busts Out Beachy Against Amii Grove In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

I can't remember if the Groundhog saw his shadow or not this year, but I'm pretty sure the weather is starting to turn toward warmer climes, so why not turn our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic into a challenge of topless hot beach girls, pitting their funbags against one another 'neath the surfside sun.

This week's battle features dueling sextastic brunettes, Poppy Rivers, super underrated hottie, versus veteran Page 3 starlet, Amii Grove. Two girls with exponentially glorious chest puppies, but, in this battle of the boobtastic Thunderdome, only one can go home a winner. So, we ask once more, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Poppy Rivers vs. Amii Grove

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Courtnie Quinlan Chests Up to Amii Grove In Our Weekly Topless Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Though this may be the season of Peace on Earth, there is also that Goodwill to Men bit, and what generates more good will than two fine Britty glamour models going ta-to-ta in the Thunderdome of the Chest Puppies we like to call our Page 3 weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

In our final battle of 2012, we put the squeaky hot girl next door, Courtnie Quinlan, and her faptastic funbags up against one of our fast-becoming-favorites to ogle, Amii Grove, the girl with two 'i's that we would surely love to dot in an indecent manner. Two tremendously fine ladies without much clothes on pitting their wares against one another for the crown. Two deserving challengers, but who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Amii Grove

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Amii Grove Is One Very Naughty Santa’s Helper to Lift Your Christmas Spirit

 

The good lads at Page 3 definitely knows how to put out the Yuletide spirit. One super hot Britty brunette like Amii Grove, one strippable Santa's helper costume, and one camera and you suddenly have yourself a delightful view of why we need a little Christmas every day of the year.

Sometimes, we struggle to find our own definition of merriment in this world, let alone peace, but most of the time, the answer is standing right in front of us. And she's typically quite topless. Enjoy.

Amii Grove Chests Up Against Danielle Sharp In This Week’s Battle of the Boobtastic

 

For whatever reason, call it Kismet, call it the plentiful supply of hair bleach, we rarely see a brunette on brunette boobtastic battle in our Page 3 Thunderdome of the ta-ta's, and when you consider that this same intra dark-haired hottie kerfuffle pits the deliciously delightful Amii Grove against Britain's hottest not-really-in-school co-ed, Danielle Sharp, than you have more than just a statistical anomaly, you have a must-see topless show.

Two wicked hot brunettes with bodies forged in a factory we like to call 'Awesome', but only one set of pairs can take the crown, so who's milky wonderments reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Danielle Sharp vs. Amii Grove

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Amii Grove Puts Her Brunette Boobtastic into Battle Against Blonde Bombshell Nicole Neal

 

Yep, it's that time. Lay down the plastic sheeting, no, not for the blood letting, for the... oh, nevermind.

It's time for the Thursday Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic, when we completely randomly and without much thinking pit two super hot British glamour models against each other in the Thunderdome of Ta-Ta's to see whose funbags win the blue ribbon prize for plumpness, firmness, and all-around taste (c'mon, who doesn't want to be the judge in the taste test portion of the competition?).

This week's battle pits raven-haired beauty Amii Grove and her fantastic melons against fair-haired wunderkind Nicole Neal. Two amazingly hot women that I'd kill any one of you for just for five minutes of nekkid fun time with (hey, being honest again), but who's boobs reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle of the Boobtastic: Amii Grove vs. Nicole Neal

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Amii Groves Goes Ta-to-Ta with Lacey Banghard in Our Page 3 Summer Melons Battle

 

While nutty politicos are pressing the flesh down in Tampa this week, we choose to focus on the universally popular pressing of the chest flesh, courtesy of the exposed tops of some of the finest girls in the U.K. as featured topless on the pages of Page 3.

This week's illustrious illustratives in funbag combat include the incredibly underrated assets of the delicious Amii Grove, challenging the former Page 3 Idol winner, Lacey Banghard, in a no holds barred, or boobed, contest to see whose flapjacks you'd most like to flip on your personal griddle. Both, ever so hot, but who's ta's reign supreme?

Page 3 Topless Battle: Amii Grove vs. Lacey Banghard

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