Amber Rose

Pamela Anderson Boobs And Amber Rose See-Through Skirt At Rolling Stones Exhibition Opening

In the annals of boob history there have perhaps been no funbags of the magnitude of Pamela Anderson. She and Amber Rose were turning heads at a Rolling Stones exhibit opening. Pam Anderson’s boobs have only gotten better like wine. They are the Platonic form of the perfect breast. I mean, just look at them. I remember going to the theater in the mid-90′s to see Barbed Wire starring Pam. Was it a good movie? No. Did I enjoy seeing her boobage 20 feet tall. But it wasn’t all the Pamela boob show. Amber Rose was sporting a see-through skirt. Holy mother of sweet cheeks she’s got a fine behind. She had on a nice thong on and she was showing more whale tail than a whaling expedition.

I wish that I had been there. Why don’t I ever get invited to these kinds of parties? I’m cool….aren’t I?

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Tatyana Ali, Naturi Naughton, Adrienne Bailon Bring Out the Bigguns for BET Awards

The hot ladies of color were anything but demure over the weekend at the BET Awards were big ole sweet boobtastic rules the day on the red carpet. As it should be. If you weren’t adjusted your sweet jugs walking up to the event, you weren’t even in the game. Sextastic rackalicious likes of Tatyana Ali, Adrienne Bailon, Naturi Naughton, Ashanti, Pia Mia Perez, Amber Rose (and for some reason, Paris Hilton) all walked the chesty show off walk for the Awards show.

I don’t watch a lot of BET programming, though that number would rise dramatically if there was a show called March of the Big Chested Lovely Ladies. I’d DVR that with override to Must Record. Because women of all colors float my boat. The S.S. Egotastic!, with stops in all ports of call where we aren’t currently wanted dead or alive for crimes of passion. Hey, a sailor gets lonely. Enjoy.

Amber Rose Drops Some Cleavage on Set of ‘School Dance’

Hey, remember when Amber Rose claimed that a very intrusive and aggressive Kim Kardashian was secretly texting nasty messages to Amber’s then boyfriend Kanye West and ruining their relationship and we all kind of laughed and shrugged it off as Amber being kind of a crazy woman? Well, yeah, that happened.

Ever since being another victim of the Kardashian merchandising and female trafficking mafia, I’ve kind of felt a kinship with Amber Rose. And ever since we saw Amber topless, I’ve felt and even stronger kinship. Needless to say, she’s fun to ogle. Including her cleavage show on the set of School Dance, a film that seems antithetical to most every man-rule about movies, but also contains a bunch of hotties so it will be a tough call. Enjoy.

The Boobtastic Billboard Awards, Short on Taste, Long on Cleavage

Who is anyone to judge popular music? I mean, it’s called popular music because it’s popular it’s not called the ‘amazing music’ category, in which case, one could argue that the overproduced, monotonous, auto-tuned, simplistically arranged, auditory assault that is much of popular music is anything but amazing, unless you’re 12, a girl, and you think LOL is an actual verb. Nevertheless, pop music always has brought out the hotties, which forces even grown men to pay attention to the good vibrations emanating from last night’s Billboard Music Awards in Vegas where a number of sweet boobtastic blinkering babes of music put on a decent show of skin while Justin Bieber cowered in his fur lined jacket in the corner and whimpered for the lady parts to go away.

And, none brought the boob shtick better than Miley Cyrus, who has been outright dominating the pop diva flashes and bares and all-around Pilates body hotness scene in her category of late. Continuing to dominate the competition, Miley donned what seemed to be a side boob baring jacket with nothing underneath, and no pants to boot. In an outfit that only the confident hotties feel confident in, and good for Miley for earning her way into that category. Of course, Kate Cocktease also looked rather boobtastic even if still under the weather from her personal life blues, along with Taylor Swift, the G-rated version of a very X-rated fantasy about Taylor I can’t stop having, Brandy, who looked pretty damn hot, and Amber Rose, who always puts on a wonderful display of the chest puppies for the big occasions, and was in attendance because she’s fellating some music star again these days, I can’t remember which, but she looks good.

All in all, watchable, just not listenable. Enjoy.

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Amber Rose and Future Katy Perry Spotted Outside N.Y.C. Hotel

Sometimes, you just need a shoulder to cry on. Or, a gal pal to bitch with.

Amber Rose might be needing a little comfort upon learning this week that Kim Kardashian, the man-stealing trollop she fingered for breaking up her relationship with Kanye West, is now, in fact, dating Kanye West. Go figure. A woman’s intuition is very powerful. A bald woman’s intuition, forget about it. Off the charts.

As for Future Katy Perry, well, it’s been a solid decade since her last album which even her young girl fans figured out was exactly the same songs as her previous albums, and two more devoutly failed marriages after Russell Brand, and, let’s just say, she sought serious counseling in the office of Dr. Haagen-Dazs. Future Katy Perry, please do not show us your boobs.

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we’ll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I’m not exactly sure what we’re supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she’s preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she’s smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

Mo’ Mo’ Mo’ Amber Rose Leaked Nekkid Pictures!

 

CLICK TO SEE AMBER ROSE IN HER FULL BIRTHDAY SUIT

Our good and baldy friend Amber Rose is at it again, well, not really at it again, but nekkid exposed once more, courtesy of MediaTakeOut which is running even more self-published photos of the bodaciousformer Kanye West model girlfriend.

It’s a thing. An Amber Rose thing. It’s a good thing. Do try to enjoy.

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