Let’s not beat around the bush, there was little bush in this past week’s roundup of the small screen cable TV fare for mature audiences. Very little skin. In fact, when people ask us why we show Lena Dunham from Girls on here, even though she’s perhaps not prototypical Egotastic! celebrity material, it’s because we give her bold bonus points for getting nekkid on her own show, despite, you know, reminding me a bit of the first and last time I peeped the ladies in the locker room at Curves. We credit risk-taking women.
And, True Blood opened with a bit of a boobtastic whimper itself, Season Five kicking off last night without much of it’s noteworthy nekkidness, though it did feature a cool bit of butt shots of the covered topless Kelly Overton. We also got another bras-and-bedroom scene from the ever hot Alexis Bledel in Mad Men and more more cleavage from Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List. All in all, it was redeemable, but a 3 out of 10 on the faptastic scale. Enjoy.
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Some new shows, and looking forward to some old shows coming back, and then just still admiring the shizz out of Game of Thrones, even though they’ve decided to put a blanket on most all of the female skin in the show. That’s the short summation of this week’s Boob Tube Roundup, a skintastic highlight of the headlights featured on the small screen this past week.
This week’s Roundup includes Alexis Bledel somehow not showing her nips in a truly boobtastic revealing fur coat in Mad Men, Jessica Pare bra flash in the same, newcomer Jemima Kirke getting the boy bone in Girls, and hotties Willa Ford and Olga Kurylenko flashing bare shower bodies in the Florida 50′s mob show, Magic City. It’s throwbacks to udder goodness. Enjoy.
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There are a bunch of shows returning to our Boob Tube lineup soon, but in the meanwhile, we’re still getting noteworthy sextastic performances fron the likes of Natalia Tena who was a real standout in this past week’s episode of the almighty awesome Game of Thrones, flashing some devious topless wickedness that is not to be missed.
Joining Natalia this week in the Boob Tube perfect circles of honor are Gina McKee for a brief, but pointed bit of see-through wonderment in The Borgias and a surprising bit of bra flash (I know, not much, but there it is, basic cable) from Alexis Bledel, yep, that Alexis Bledel, guest appearing on Mad Men. Enjoy.
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Former Gilmore Girl, Alexis Bledel looked rather hot in her fake nipple poke dress at the premiere of The Conspirator in Washington D.C.; I must admit that I’m not a big fan of these fake pokey dresses where they put in little fabric seam nipples where the real nipples ought to be poking through. I can’t even believe this new women’s fashion trend has caught on so sharply; meanwhile my fake ‘bulge jeans’ for guys continues to rot in the circular file of so many men’s fashion houses. Nevertheless, no denying that this half-Latina hotttie stole the capital city show, conspiring to look downright sextastic along the red carpet. I do hope we see (much) more of Alexis Bledel, who often goes into hiding, but whose natural hotness gifts deserve far more attention. Enjoy.
Wow! Little Rory Gilmore really grew up! Check out these super sexy pics of ALexis Bledel from the new issue of WWD magazine. If it looks like Alexis’ legs go all the way up to her neck, that’s because they do. And even though she’s almost completely covered up, we do get a little taste of Alexis Bledel’s cleavage. Oh how I wish that last sentence was literal instead of figurative…
Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it’s pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna’s 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can’t tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.
The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.
Man, oh man, am I excited for the debut of the new CW Network. They’ve taken pretty much all the best shows from The WB and UPN, and created one almost-super-network. But what’s even better, is that pretty much all the shows have some of the hottest girls on TV right now.
There’s Erica Durance on Smallville, Kristen Bell on Veronica Mars, Hilarie Burton on One Tree Hill Alexis Bledel and Lauren Graham on The Gilmore Girls, and even Beverly Mitchell on 7th Heaven (though she doesn’t really count from the neck up).
Sophia Bush, Kristen Kreuk, Allison Mack, and a whole bunch of other hotties can also be found on The CW, but they can’t be found in this post, because they didn’t show up at this event to have their pictures taken.
Check out the rest of the pictures of all the CW hotties after the jump.
Previously: The CW: The Hottest Damn Network on TV
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