Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures in GQ UK: Sexy?

Cameron Diaz is a butterface. She's also very annoying to hear speak. Yet these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from the UK edition of GQ magazine are pretty hot. Naturally, my brain is confused, but I think I've figured out why these pictures work.

First, because these are pictures, and not "moving pictures" as the young fols say, you can't hear anything Cameron has to say, thankfully. Second, the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from camera in most shots. And finally, the liberal use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with a "what could have been" reimagining of what some people might call "America's sweetheart." Those people, though, are obviously high.

At least Cameron Diaz has a hot body.