‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Is Coming, But You Knew That

  Oh holy hell, Ego-gents. Strap your asses in. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Call of Duty is back.

 Granted, it’s back with all the predictability of an annual instalment of a sports game, or the morning dump of a man keeping up on his fiber intake like grandma always taught him (thanks, grandma, prunes really do keep you regular). They pump these bastards out like clockwork; you could smell the COD on the air a good while before the official announcement.

Talk of ‘infinite warfare’ had been all over the darn place just recently, and the whole world already knew that was the name of the latest. But let’s humor Activision and let them make their big ol’ hypetastic announcement anyway.

So here it is. Prepare yourselves for the completely unexpected, bowel-control-loosingly-exciting official reveal trailer.

Call of Duty, natch, has always been known for its super-dramatic set pieces and non-stop Schwarenegger-style guntastic gameplay. As such, you were probably wondering where the hell they could go from here. What ‘infinite warfare’ could possibly mean in any damn kind of way.  

The answer? More of the same, really. Dialled up a couple notches. Check it out.