Brittany Murphy has Stretch Marks

I'm trying to write this post as delicately as possible, but frankly, I don't think that's possible. In general, pointing out that someone has stretch marks isn't exactly "good form." Furthermore, noting that said stretch marks are on Brittany Murphy's breasts, is probably even worse. But that's the hard hitting world of journalism (*cough* Bullshit! *cough*). Regardless, you know you want to see it. And do you know how I know? Well, more than a few of you made a point of commenting on Rachel McAdams' hairy nipple slip, so shut up.