Britney Spears Rides the Stripper Pole Like a Pro

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bill-swift - July 30, 2007

Well, it looks like Britney Spears has finally found her calling. Here she is, fulfilling her life's calling, riding the stripper pole. Of course, the sight of Britney Spears on a stripper pole is probably one of the most hurl-worthy images I've seen in recent time, but at least she seems to be enjoying herself.

Oh, and is she pregnant again, or is that belly from eating Cheetos? Personally, I can't think of any man who would actually want to have sex with Britney Spears in her current state, so I'm betting on the Cheetos thing, but hey, what do I know!?

More pictures of Britney Spears getting up close with a giant metal rod after the jump.

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