bill-swift - June 5, 2006
Today in "we all saw that coming" news, British tabloid, News of the World, is reporting that Britney Spears has visited lawyers and signed preliminary divorce papers to end her marriage to Kevin Federline. That's right, in true white trash form, Britney Spears will soon be a single mother with two kids before reaching the age of 25. Way to go.
The heavily pregnant former pop princess is probably thinking about her forthcoming divorce battle with hubby Kevin Federline.
We can reveal that Brits, 24, has already signed preliminary divorce papers after a long series of furious bust-ups with him.
A source close to the singer, who is five-months pregnant said: "Britney has already started seeing lawyers about splitting with Kevin.
"She is serious about it and even though she's pregnant she knows that she has to get things moving.
"It's a very stressful time for her at the moment what with expecting her second baby."
So, after two short years, the fairy-tale trailer-park marriage has finally ended in the most probable way it could (the others being death by Cheeto, or stepping on an AIDS-infected hypodermic needle). How much do you wanna bet she's already schtooping the Manny?